Hello, I am already fucking myself. But I want to buy a script...
 

Hello,

You may remember me from... No, wait, you wouldn't ever remember me from anywhere. In anticipation of your warm welcomes, I have already begun to fuck myself, hard and fast, with the broken handle of a broom. Not even any lube. Just for you guys. It hurts like hell, and I'm sure there are huge rips in my rectum, and I'm gonna need surgery in a few hours or I'll probably bleed to death. (Don't worry, I'm covered by an HMO. They'll save my ass.)

So, hello to me.

But now that I'm here, I want to ask the participants in this thread:

http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?threadid=54676

to email me with info about your scripts... Hard to find you guys.

kmanrox? Armed & Hammered? Got anything?

Welcome Redbone.... :thumbsup

Vat?!? Vat iss zis???? No GFY?!?!?

GFY RedBone!!

:winkwink:

Welcome to Happy Land.

Yeah, I'm a second-class citizen. Or maybe Amp felt sorry for me because of my preemptive-strike bleedin' ass and thought he'd take it easy on me until I convalesce. But thank you, thank you too much!

I'm still fucking myself. It's makin' me feel kinda faint. Almost feels good.

Happy Land? Hah. I'm just another freak in the Freak Kingdom. Hey, then who's the king?

Oh yeah. Lens. King Lens of the Freak Kingdom, I am your trusty servant. (Trust me! TRUST ME!!!)

Posting to my own thread... Preaching to the choir... Whatever this is, I'm a fuckin' idiot, but I forgot to give you script-sellers a way to contact me (mail from the board seems to be turned off... is it?). You can ICQ me at 152795949.

Freako is master freak :thumbsup

GFY :321GFY