So I'm Trying To Scam This Guy On Autotrader, And Hes Getting Suspicious
 

I hope he falls for it :2 cents:

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hahahahahahha

nice one dude

T minus before clueless idiot flames you :winkwink:

this thread is useless without pics

Lmao!!

Dh

oh shit... hes here

everyone scatter !

Rofl i knew that was coming!

lol, this calls for a DH/SOS digitizer comic...

roflmao, thank you for making me laugh.

I think we need a drawing.

LMAO
Damn good thinking

Didn't get the thread until I say DrinkingHarder's.... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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Has the money arrived via Western Union yet? :winkwink:

I don't know... nigerian banks take really long :winkwink:

Subject: CONFIDENTIAL PROPOSAL

My name is Mr.Moses Odiaka.I work in the credit and accounts department of
Union Bank of NigeriaPlc, Lagos, Nigeria. I write you in respect of a
foreign customer with a Domicilliary account. His name is Engineer Manfred
Becker. He was among those who died in a plane crash here in Nigeria
during the reign of late General Sani Abacha.

Since the demise of this our customer, Engineer Manfred Becker, who was an
oil merchant/contractor, I have kept a close watch of the deposit records
and accounts and since then nobody has come to claim the money in this a/c
as next of kin to the late Engineer. He had only $18.5 mllion in his a/c
and the a/c is coded. It is only an insider that could produce the code or
password of the deposit particulars. As it stands now,there is nobody in
that position to produce the needed information other than my very self
considering my position in the bank.

Based on the reason that nobody has come forward to claim the deposit as
next of kin, I hereby ask for your co-operation in using your name as the
next of kin to the deceased to send these funds out to a foreign offshore
bank a/c for mutual sharing between myself and you. At this point I am the
only one with the information because I have removed the deposit file from
the safe. By so doing, what is required is to send an application laying
claims of the deposit on your name as next of kin to the late Engineer. I
will need your full name and address telephone/fax number, company or
residential, also your bank name and account, where the money will be
transferred into.

Finally I want you to understand that the request for a foreigner as the
next of kin is occassioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner
and for that reason alone a local cannot represent as next of kin. When
you contact me, then we shall discuss on how the money will be split
between us and we shall also speak in detail.

Trusting to hear from you.

I remain Respectfully yours,

Mr Moses Odiaka

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Me neither

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I'll buy your car but I need to make the money order out for an extra 3 thousand. Just leave the extra 3k in the glovebox. I'll have my shippers come pick up the car tomorrow.

Confesion: my first years on the web I fell for the Nigerian scam :Oh crap

But actually made money from it (long story)

Ditto....

agree on that! :thumbsup