I get an average of 12 friend requests a day from guys on MySpace....
 

My profile specifically states: "Guys need not apply."

Yet, these morons can't seem to comprehend things. Soooooooo.....

I often reply to them in various ways. To date, only 1 had the balls to write back after I called him a fag for telling me I look hot. I had to point out to him that, as stated, the pics in the profile are of different models and that my profile says I am a male. He tried to tell me that it was against the rules to post copyrighted images of models.

People truly are stupid.

Anyway........Here's the message I just sent to the last brain surgeon.


http://ampcontent.com/pickz/monkey.jpg

that is insulting to monkeys

True.

I hereby apologize to all monkeys.

Except for the ones from Alabama.

lol, i woulda asked to be put on ya friends list, but i read that part and respectfully did not ask... lol

You should take those suggestive pictures out of your profile... you sexy manbeast.

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/8285/untitled2lz.png

It must be the glue-on hair and beard that drives other guys crazy.

You have no idea how much I appreciate that courtesy.

Thank you. :)

Holy shit that dude asking to be on your friends list is ugly as hell.

What an ass nugget

Hey, here's a troll that I've never noticed before. I might as well save myself the headaches and just add him to my ignore list now. :glugglug

Call me, I want to pick you're brains for a while.

haha, i like how he put his pic sideways

np... i fig maybe i'll get ta meet ya in vegas, then maybe you can add me...

... if ya ever come to ohio ( although i have no idea why anyone would voluntarily come here, lol) me & jayman'll take ya strip club hoppin'

btw, i will mow ya grass for photography tips, lol.

I'm not going to Vegas this year but I will be in OH in mid January.

My cell phone has died permanently. The replacement is supposed to arrive tomorrow.

ICQ?

thats right, i forgot...

where in ohio ya comin to??

Wherever jaYMan is.

Fuck icq, i want to hear you're voice lol, call me when you get a phone.

Don't you like that? Boys are attracted to you as well. :disgust

hahaha very funny, whats your myspace url so i can add you


just kidding, hf