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Dynamix 12-07-2005 07:22 AM

How to relieve a congested nose.. ?
 
My nose has been stuffed up for weeks now.. any suggestions aside from Vix Vaporub or popping pills? The Vix works great.. for about 3 minutes, then it plugs right back up again as it wears off.

candyflip 12-07-2005 07:23 AM

If it's been weeks, see a doctor.

dissipate 12-07-2005 07:23 AM

Try some CS riot gas! I used to run gas chambers in the marines and the stuff completly drains your sinus cavity =P Works great for colds

So um...uh.... go start a riot?

who 12-07-2005 07:24 AM

Ok this is gonna hurt. Buy some raw chilii peppers, and start munching. Be sure to chew. Keep a glass of milk handy if you do too much. Works all the time. Completely clears your sinuses. :)

CIVMatt 12-07-2005 07:25 AM

Accually just find a hottub or better yet a steam room, cheap and easy

David! 12-07-2005 07:25 AM

Zycam spoons, you stick them in a hot tea, make sure you put a lot of honey cuz it tastes like the worst shit you will ever ingest :Oh crap
But it works wonders :2 cents:

Dynamix 12-07-2005 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate
Try some CS riot gas! I used to run gas chambers in the marines and the stuff completly drains your sinus cavity =P Works great for colds

So um...uh.... go start a riot?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
My buddy just got back on leave from the marines for Christmas.. I'll have to ask him who I can get in touch with about that :winkwink:

Dynamix 12-07-2005 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PussyMan
Zycam spoons, you stick them in a hot tea, make sure you put a lot of honey cuz it tastes like the worst shit you will ever ingest :Oh crap
But it works wonders :2 cents:

Funny you should mention that, I just saw a commercial for either it or a similar product earlier today.. was wondering if it actually worked. Thanks for the info :)

dissipate 12-07-2005 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dynamix
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
My buddy just got back on leave from the marines for Christmas.. I'll have to ask him who I can get in touch with about that :winkwink:

yeah you have to re-qual every year in the chamber... i used to love running them because people just freak the fuck out

J-$ 12-07-2005 07:50 AM

cardio = #1 solution, Im never sick for more than 2 days in a row
also, dry gin mixed with honey is good, plus its an excuse to get drunk

MickeyG 12-07-2005 07:55 AM

afrin, burns like hell at first but works great for many hours.

Fred Quimby 12-07-2005 08:00 AM

Advil cold and sinus just worked for me.

Plus take a nice long hot shower,,it will loosen all the mucus up.

NY_TIM 12-07-2005 08:02 AM

same problem here

cool1 12-07-2005 08:05 AM

Otrivin fro 2 days should open it up good

dylan4U 12-07-2005 08:06 AM

Great thing is to put ear cleanig stick into nose

Trixxxia 12-07-2005 08:06 AM

The best thing I ever tried was Tylenol Allergy & Sinus - take one, you're good to go all day & night. Don't be confused with Tylenol Sinus - the other one is better IMHO.

Fred Quimby 12-07-2005 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dylan4U
Great thing is to put ear cleanig stick into nose

An "ear cleaning stick"?

You mean a Q-Tip? :1orglaugh

J-$ 12-07-2005 08:17 AM

Cardio you motherfuckers, I've done told you already! 30-40 mins on the treadmill or with a jumprope and you'll be just fine!
Lazy asses,
Peace.

SquireMD 12-07-2005 08:21 AM

boroleum

tristan_D 12-07-2005 07:25 PM

stop sniffing coccaine

reynold 12-08-2005 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dynamix
My nose has been stuffed up for weeks now.. any suggestions aside from Vix Vaporub or popping pills? The Vix works great.. for about 3 minutes, then it plugs right back up again as it wears off.

Haven't you tried Sudafed yet? It's non-narcotic so there's no drowsy feeling after you take it.

Get well soon dude. :thumbsup

Dynamix 12-08-2005 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold
Haven't you tried Sudafed yet? It's non-narcotic so there's no drowsy feeling after you take it.

Get well soon dude. :thumbsup

Will have to look into that.. tried both Tylenol Allergy/Sinus and Alka Seltzer Sinus.. each worked well, but not excellent, and after an hour or two it's back to the same congestion.. ::sigh::

Young 12-08-2005 01:01 AM

I'm stuffed up year round...but hey...it hurts to be this damned good looking. So i just accept it.

PixeLs 12-08-2005 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dynamix
Will have to look into that.. tried both Tylenol Allergy/Sinus and Alka Seltzer Sinus.. each worked well, but not excellent, and after an hour or two it's back to the same congestion.. ::sigh::

You better seek your physician's advice then if it's that serious..

Goodluck.

naitirps 12-08-2005 01:09 AM

vodka in a small towel, sniff like a mofo till it hurts, blow like a mother fucker and wahla, problem solved.

HeadPimp 12-08-2005 01:12 AM

Yeah, stuffed up like that is worth a trip to the doc and hopefully a prescription for some good drugs...

BV 12-08-2005 01:21 AM

That Dristan nasal spray is instant and really will clear things out where you can breathe better than normal, very addicting though, don't use for more than a few days


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