Not only am I great at lovemaking
 

But I also just learned that I kick ass at making ham sandwiches. Ladies, if any of you are up for making love and eating ham sandwiches, nows the time to let me know.

Do you have any Grey poupon?

thanks for the pick up line!!

I used French's. I don't like that Grey Poupon scene.

Make sure I get credit for it. :thumbsup

Someone from a restaurant should hire your for your skills.

Shit Shoehorn!! Ya sure know how to entice a girl! :winkwink:

I "cooked" an egg once - and I can fill a coffee perculator - I'm not totally useless. But gotta give ya cred man! :thumbsup

i was gonna make a ham sandwich once..

but then i decided make love to my left computer speaker... and between that and the electrical fire it caused... i forgot all about the sandwich :2 cents:

Nevermind Sam... least the intention was there! :1orglaugh

I take care of the lovemaking while my gf takes care of making the ham sandwhich.