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howard 12-05-2005 08:08 AM

Monday Night Lock Of The Year!!!!!!!
 
Thats right people. This is the lock of the year. And I would definetly throw some cash on the UNDER.

EAGLES +4

Number 1 the eagles will win outright. And if they lose we will definetly cover the spread.

AND I KNOW THE PUBLIC IS BETTING UP SEATLE.

It i supposed to start snowing this afternoon and not stop till tomorow am. It will be snowing heavily throughout the game. Up to 8 inches in phila.

Eagles have been running the ball and playing great D the past few weeks and most impoirtantly Eagles have lost 1 game in the past 2 years at home and we should have won that (the monday night dallas game that we were up 20-7 with 3 minutes left and lost 21-20) besides last game of year last year against cin when they played 0 starters...

When They played Ladanian Tomlinson at home we gave up 7 yards on 17 carries. I don't expect them to do the same but look for a major effort. I know Seattle is 9-2 but seriously look who they have played. Its got to be the easist schedule in the NFL and 2 of the games they won they should have lost and just got lucky.

NYG 21 at SEA 24 Sunday 11/27/2005
SEA 27 at SF 25 Sunday 11/20/2005
STL 16 at SEA 31 Sunday 11/13/2005
SEA 33 at ARI 19 Sunday 11/06/2005
DAL 10 at SEA 13 Sunday 10/23/2005
HOU 10 at SEA 42 Sunday Night 10/16/2005
SEA 37 at STL 31 Sunday 10/09/2005
SEA 17 at WAS 20 Sunday 10/02/2005
ARI 12 at SEA 37 Sunday 09/25/2005
ATL 18 at SEA 21 Sunday 09/18/2005
SEA 14 at JAC 26 Sunday 09/11/2005

LOCK OF THE YEAR.

Eagles 16-14

FlogTheLog 12-05-2005 08:10 AM

fuck yeah!!!! i am down with that shit

Dirty F 12-05-2005 08:11 AM

Ok, i dont know shit about sports and im not american. What exactly is a lock?

howard 12-05-2005 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
Ok, i dont know shit about sports and im not american. What exactly is a lock?

A Guarantee.

Dirty F 12-05-2005 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by howard
A Guarantee.


I see...but how can you guarantee the outcome of a game?

howard 12-05-2005 08:16 AM

6 of 9 of seatles wins are against, st louis twice, arizona twice, san francisco and houston

the other 3 wins were all at home by 3 points against Atlanta (after a monday night game), dallas and Ny giants (and dallas and Ny giants both lost the games beacuse the field goal kicker missed winning kicks

sickkittens 12-05-2005 08:19 AM

Everyone wants to be Boneprone these days.

howard 12-05-2005 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
I see...but how can you guarantee the outcome of a game?


read the facts. its just common sense. Las Vegas sets the odds because of what they think the public will do.

seattle 9-2 verus 5-6 eagles.

but eagles schedule was 10 times harder than seattle's and the eagles have lost 1 game by 1 point in 2 years at home

pr0 12-05-2005 08:19 AM

there is no law of averages on a human beings physical performance

especially since players are so good at hiding injury...& its late in the season

sickkittens 12-05-2005 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
I see...but how can you guarantee the outcome of a game?

It's threads like these that I hope for the other team to win big. :winkwink: :thumbsup

pr0 12-05-2005 08:21 AM

and may i remind you of the devastating loss the eagles took at the hands of the redskins

they looked like complete utter shit

MrJackMeHoff 12-05-2005 08:23 AM

I thought bp said the lock was the seahawks.. Now its the eagles?

OMG Jim 12-05-2005 08:23 AM

Thanks man. :thumbsup I was leaning towards Seattle but this is the kind of info that makes a difference in a close one. Nice pick.

howard 12-05-2005 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
Everyone wants to be Boneprone these days.

DUDE--trust me--he don't tell u about his losses--iv'e been betting a long time and lost a ton and the longer u do it the more u lose. For instance look at Michael Jordan.

I now just bet a little and try and have fun with it but don't take it too seriously

I just do it for fun now with a couple dollars..

this is just my predition and have have done amazingly well this year!!!

I am just pointing out that Seattle is the sucker bet of the year and the easy money in the Eagles.

howard 12-05-2005 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0
and may i remind you of the devastating loss the eagles took at the hands of the redskins

they looked like complete utter shit


THIS IS AT HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Soul2Sol 12-05-2005 08:29 AM

i still like SEA big tyme. And if u wanna talk about easy schedules then look at INDY. If/when they lose it will be to SEA, the most underrated team out there. Look for Jurivicous (sp?) and Engram to have a decent night to take the load off Alexander.

Snow doesnt mean a game goes under. See OAK vs NE in the "snow job".

Libertine 12-05-2005 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by howard
iv'e been betting a long time and lost a ton

Yeah, people should definitely take your betting advice.

howard 12-05-2005 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by punkworld
Yeah, people should definitely take your betting advice.

AT least I'm honest. Anyone who tells you they are up in life gambling is a fucken liar and if not they will lose soon enough...

You think they build those beautiful hotels in Vegas and survive on shopping, dining and room rates???

taibo 12-05-2005 08:50 AM

i agree with howard.. if the eagles are getting +4, id definitely put my money on them.. even though they are an injured team right now they are still better than seattle WITHOUT a doubt..

howard 12-05-2005 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taibo
i agree with howard.. if the eagles are getting +4, id definitely put my money on them.. even though they are an injured team right now they are still better than seattle WITHOUT a doubt..

I don't think the eagles are better--i just think seattle is overated and phila at home on a monday + 4 with the season on the line ---i just the think the Eagles will be better tonight!!!

howard 12-05-2005 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
It's threads like these that I hope for the other team to win big. :winkwink: :thumbsup

I just point out facts. Seattle is a fraud...

Raven 12-05-2005 10:55 AM

I think the Eagles are going to be the spoiler for Seattle, especially in Philly...

Seattle lucked out with their win against the Giants....and Seattle, notoriously, has trouble dealing with the Eagles...plus, as everyone has pointed out, Seattle's schedule has been against beatable opponents, for the most part.

On the other hand, the Eagles are injured and lacking T.O.

Nylz 12-05-2005 10:57 AM

so how do I bet on this?

howard 12-05-2005 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nylz
so how do I bet on this?

i believe the most dependable sportsbook online is www.sportsbook.com

Bugbee 12-05-2005 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by howard
AT least I'm honest. Anyone who tells you they are up in life gambling is a fucken liar and if not they will lose soon enough...

You think they build those beautiful hotels in Vegas and survive on shopping, dining and room rates???

no its from the buffet howard, what time are you leaving for the game!!

Nylz 12-05-2005 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by howard
i believe the most dependable sportsbook online is www.sportsbook.com

Ok.. but I'm not into this at all, so if you say 'Eagles +4', I have no idea what to do.. lol

howard 12-05-2005 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by GigaBugbee
no its from the buffet howard, what time are you leaving for the game!!

DAM i forgot the buffets--thats where vegas makes there cash--thanks for clearing that for LOL....

I am heading out around 5ish...

Gotta stop at Tony Lukes for their famous roasted pork, sharp provalone and broccli rabe sandwich---another famous philadelphia sandwich which gets no press and way better than cheesesteaks!!!

howard 12-05-2005 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nylz
Ok.. but I'm not into this at all, so if you say 'Eagles +4', I have no idea what to do.. lol

pretty simple--open an account then click on NFL and there it is.

Any team plus or minus means take the final score of the game and add or subtract from the final score!! its really simple....

Kimmykim 12-05-2005 11:27 AM

I'd go with Howard on this one pretty easily. Eagles at home, nationally televised night game, weather will be a factor. I certainly don't expect an Eagle blowout to come up on Seattle's ass, but frankly, the Eagles will have to shoot themselves in all their collective feet not to be able to cover this.

Of course UCLA managed to kneecap themselves over the weekend.

brand0n 12-05-2005 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim
I'd go with Howard on this one pretty easily. Eagles at home, nationally televised night game, weather will be a factor. I certainly don't expect an Eagle blowout to come up on Seattle's ass, but frankly, the Eagles will have to shoot themselves in all their collective feet not to be able to cover this.

Of course UCLA managed to kneecap themselves over the weekend.

i think you are all nuts.

im putting my money on seattle -3.5

im thinking they will defently cover this. even in the snow.

and! im an eagles fan.

DavieVegas 12-05-2005 11:34 AM

Ya the under is def a lock. The whether is so fucking bad out there. I already liked the UNDER before the shit storm. Im going to pay attention to the whenther. If it gets worse, then I will bet more :)

wedouglas 12-05-2005 11:51 AM

Eagles are without two key playeds. I watched McMan (spelling obviously) every week while he was in Detroit. GARBAGE!

Seattle should be fine.

howard 12-05-2005 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim
I'd go with Howard on this one pretty easily. Eagles at home, nationally televised night game, weather will be a factor. I certainly don't expect an Eagle blowout to come up on Seattle's ass, but frankly, the Eagles will have to shoot themselves in all their collective feet not to be able to cover this.

Of course UCLA managed to kneecap themselves over the weekend.


now that u said this I'm doubling my bet. you always speak words of wisdom

howard 12-05-2005 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n
i think you are all nuts.

im putting my money on seattle -3.5

im thinking they will defently cover this. even in the snow.

and! im an eagles fan.


and i quote myself:

"6 of 9 of seatles wins are against, st louis twice, arizona twice, san francisco and houston

the other 3 wins were all at home by 3 points against Atlanta (after a monday night game), dallas and Ny giants (and dallas and Ny giants both lost the games beacuse the field goal kicker missed winning kicks"

Knowing the above facts you have to nuts to bet seattle!!!!!!

howard 12-05-2005 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wedouglas
Eagles are without two key playeds. I watched McMan (spelling obviously) every week while he was in Detroit. GARBAGE!

Seattle should be fine.

he does suck but the Eagles don't ask him to win any games.. BTW--he has a much better supporting cast than he ever had on detroit

MacDaddyPlaya 12-05-2005 01:27 PM

Don't know if it's the lock of the year, but I agree with you and love the Eagles tonight myself. I have always used the "go against the general public" theory when betting and it is a successful theory. Typically when a line looks way to good to be true, and everyone is hitting hard one way, like they are pounding Seattle, I bet with the bookies/house and clean up. :thumbsup

King Adam 12-05-2005 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by howard
and i quote myself:

"6 of 9 of seatles wins are against, st louis twice, arizona twice, san francisco and houston

the other 3 wins were all at home by 3 points against Atlanta (after a monday night game), dallas and Ny giants (and dallas and Ny giants both lost the games beacuse the field goal kicker missed winning kicks"

Knowing the above facts you have to nuts to bet seattle!!!!!!

I'm a huge Philly fan .. but you have to remember that teams change. Just cause Seattle had an easier season doesn't mean there not the better team right now. If this game was at the start of the season, I would be all over Philly, but its not and both teams are different now. Philly has gotten way worse and Seattle has gotten way better.

I pick Seattle -3.5 or 4 whatever you get. And the under is looking good too.

stevo 12-05-2005 01:32 PM

Are you forgetting Donovan McNabb isn't playing? Seahawks all the way...

howard 12-05-2005 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Adam
I'm a huge Philly fan .. but you have to remember that teams change. Just cause Seattle had an easier season doesn't mean there not the better team right now. If this game was at the start of the season, I would be all over Philly, but its not and both teams are different now. Philly has gotten way worse and Seattle has gotten way better.

I pick Seattle -3.5 or 4 whatever you get. And the under is looking good too.

Look--I am from Philly and have bet against them this year quite a few times but again let me quote myself again:

"the other 3 wins were all at home by 3 points against Atlanta (after a monday night game), dallas and Ny giants (and dallas and Ny giants both lost the games beacuse the field goal kicker missed winning kicks"

Those 3 games they won against decent competition they all won by 3 points and in seattle. They have not played 1 tough team on the road this year. And 2 of the 3 games they won were because feely on the giants and Cortez from dallas (there feild goal kickers) both missed there field goals to win the game. Phila has a healthy Akers and he 1 of the best in the leaugue and in bad cold weather

Soul2Sol 12-05-2005 01:36 PM

Eagles season is over and they know it....
The weather shouldn't make this UNDER a lock, in fact it makes it harder to cover a WR who is cutting the lanes. I have seen plently of games like this one go over so dont be fooled. What you guys need to realize is the fact that if these teams were dead equal then the line would be PHI-3 since they are home. But they are +4 which shows that the EXPERT odds makers know that SEA is a superior team, by a TD at least. I like SEA and i'm gonna ride that bitch ino the sunset. Forget the o/u since they have a deep history of "pushing" on a night like this when you have a lock like SEA, Vegas hates to get cracked on a parlay.

Sosa 12-05-2005 01:36 PM

Backup QB for eagles blows. go seahawks.

howard 12-05-2005 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soul2Sol
Eagles season is over and they know it....
The weather shouldn't make this UNDER a lock, in fact it makes it harder to cover a WR who is cutting the lanes. I have seen plently of games like this one go over so dont be fooled. What you guys need to realize is the fact that if these teams were dead equal then the line would be PHI-3 since they are home. But they are +4 which shows that the EXPERT odds makers know that SEA is a superior team, by a TD at least. I like SEA and i'm gonna ride that bitch ino the sunset. Forget the o/u since they have a deep history of "pushing" on a night like this when you have a lock like SEA, Vegas hates to get cracked on a parlay.


you may be right on the total..I am staying away from it. But read my facts on this post. Seattle will lose tonight and if they win they will not cover!!!!!!!

u really need to look at who seattle has played and who the eagles have played as well as where they played. You betting with the public.

AND your dead wrong about how vegas sets the line. its based on who they think will bet what. the true line should be a pick...

CDSmith 12-05-2005 01:46 PM

Too late, my money's already on the Seahawks.

This just isn't Philly's year, but a lot of die-hard fans are hanging on to hope and unwilling to face it.

I predict the Seahawks will prove their worth in this game, and then go on to give the Dolts a run for their money when they play them.

Seattle: 28
Philly: 17

bdld 12-05-2005 02:22 PM

i'm putting big money on the seahawks, phillys season is OVER, they have nothing to play for.

howard 12-05-2005 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Too late, my money's already on the Seahawks.

This just isn't Philly's year, but a lot of die-hard fans are hanging on to hope and unwilling to face it.

I predict the Seahawks will prove their worth in this game, and then go on to give the Dolts a run for their money when they play them.

Seattle: 28
Philly: 17


I am a diehard fan but have already given up on the season. The eagles will not make the playoffs. I know that. But they will win and at the least cover..

As i said before I have bet against the eagles most weeks, but not when they are home.

Eagles 16-14

Cyndalie 12-05-2005 02:26 PM

GO EAGLES!!!

http://www.calendars.com/images/020/...0012898_fc.jpg

CDSmith 12-05-2005 02:28 PM

Howard, if I did not already have my bets for this week placed I would offer to go a couple hundred with you on this.

If you're looking to make a few last-minute friendly wagers I'm sure there are a few guys here that will oblige you though. :D

Ricky Dynamite 12-05-2005 02:35 PM

How do you like Dallas vs. Bulls tonight @ -3 buying a couple points making it -1?

Vlad 12-05-2005 02:39 PM

I wonder where is Boneprone...

Project-Shadow 12-05-2005 02:49 PM

Parlay'd, you gonna cover my loss? :1orglaugh


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