Fucking Goddamn Taco Bell, Fuck you mother fuckers!!!
 

I went out last night and on the way home at 2am stopped and picked up 2 burrito supremes from Taco Bell.

I have the worst fucking SHITS KNOWN TO MAN today! I went out to go shopping with my girl and I had to use the public shitter like 5 times! I almost lost it a couple times and my stomach was bubbling! Now it's 10pm and I have literally taken 25+ shits today and my asshole feels like I was gang raped by 50 gorillas! :mad:

I'm never eating that shit again! I think they put laxatives in their food or something! :321GFY

hehe... u can read your post backwards and still makes sense LOL

gang raped by 50 gorillas... feels like u ate taco bell now :1orglaugh

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I just ate Taco Bell about 15 minutes ago

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Yeah but it tasted good didnt it?

Strange.. TB has never done me wrong.

Here they come! :1orglaugh

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Why not take some medicine :(

or possibly bacteria that was transferred to your food because the high-school dropout employee who made it didn't wash their hands after taking a filthy shit in the filthy employee bathroom.

Mmmm....shit tacos

Took Pepto 3 times today, still nothing. Taco Bells shits are impervious to medical remedies.

I finally figured out why taco bell gives you the shits by accident one-time ( i'm almost positive )

Its not the meat , its not bacteria, its because of how they wash the filling pans.

I was at a taco bell waiting for food , and i watched this dude cleaning out the pans scrub them down with soapy water then not rinse them ( because they were the wrong shape for his rinsing thing to fit into so he just kind of sprayed it and let it air dry ) . well detergent gives you mega shits if you dont rinse it off.

I have always liked those crappy little burritos they have and often got the shits from it but i just thought it was the combination of alcohol and burritos because i usually eat there when im drunk. anyways , im off taco bell until they change how they operate.

I had Tacos tonight... but I made them myself. No sore ass for me tomorrow... unless hubby gets ahold of me.

Interesting.

after they had a hepatitis C scare at the taco bell near me, i havn't eaten at one since... been about 5 years

lol, that is fucking hilarious

oh and another tip.. !!!

Most supermarkets now sell authentic taco-bell kits.

They used to only sell the mix , but now they sell the seasoning , the hot sauce , the peppers and the shells.. try them they are almost exactly the same if made right..

They dont say "Run for the Border" for nothing...

ummm, how do you know what that feels like? Something you would like to talk about now that you are with friends? :winkwink:

We will expect pics :thumbsup

I was young and naive working at the zoo...I was hard up for cash...one thing led to another, money was laid down...bada bing, bada boom...I'm not proud of it, you know.

Until now my supressitol pills were working fine. :disgust

lol, sorry that is just too funny.

We don't have any taco bell and wendys in the quebec province because their meat quality is lower then the one approved by law.

NOT Taco Bell , but TACO HELL

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Well, not that we, here in Quebec, are any form of example BUT...


...we do not have taco bell franchises in our region, but they do have 'em throughout the rest of Canada. Why? They do not meet our beef standards/requirements. That right there should tell you a lot about the philosophy of the corp. Since I'm no regular client, each time I eat their fuckin cat-food stuffed tacos, my stomach aches from the inside (not like it can ache from the outside, but you know what I mean) I am not sure but I believe this is the same reason we don't have Wendy's, although a lot less worse IMHO

You didn't use the drive_thru did you??? .... http://henancius.martin-scorsese.net...2/dri_thru.wav

Did you get the cash you needed?

No, they fucked me, too. :(

Taco hell, indeed---raped by 50 gorilla's and shit 25 times!

I can understand why you might be upset then.

Actually, Wendys are spreading all over right now, they made changes to their menus ;)

Just not in our region right now.

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taco bell has never done me any wrong in regards to taking a shit

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This thread is to funny! Yo queiro Taco Bell! :pimp

why ive felt like shit all day....stomach is hella gassy and i cant shit. :(

You sure it's not the language requirements?

I've noticed that Quebec seems to lack many franchise chains that are common throughout North America. I've always assumed it probably has something to do with the difference in language requirements that makes it a pain in the ass to open a location in Quebec.

Your guess seems a little more reasonable, but you know how those French like to think they are better than the rest of us. :)

taco bell is good

its their employees that fuck me off. 2 out of 3 times I order there they fuck up my tacos. when i was a a lil younger i threw a burrito at the guy behind the counter because it was so fucked up.

Yea im better than you cuz Taco Bell said so :disgust
fuck you, you. I'm gonna change my nick to badfrog and do you competition.

As far as Wendy's I am not sure,but Taco Bell doesnt meet our standards for some reason I do not know ATM, and that's that. As far as the language goes, well it doesn't take rocket appliances to translate one simple menu to french; TB being a franchise, they would employ people from the region and therefore have no problem at all, since we are all bilingual - although the other way around is not true. I'll be the first to admit I see no reason why any American/Canadian should speak our language, as it serves no purpose. It's my choice wether or not I want to learn English, and I strongly believe I need it, for obvious reasons. To say that we're better than you would be futile, as I dont believe geographic location justifies IQ, at least not in this case. But me personally? Yeah, I'm better than all of you + the rest of the frogs - how's that? :upsidedow Peace.

That's not TB, that's minimum wage. Fast foods are like the in-between for those who aren't skilled in anything particular. I often despise the employees because of their lack of organisation, plus the fact that they dont do anything right, even though they're paid by the hour and time flies twice as fast when your working - deep inside I want to believe they will amount to something someday, but it's hard to believe when you see them hurrying to finish anything they do so they can get back to doing nothing.

lol. what else can you expect from taco bell

Nop not on this one... and most big compagnies invest the money needed... it aiin't THAT bad.

Wendys owned Tim Hortons ... and other shops in quebec.

I love taco bell, but I also lovingly refer to it as the

Home of the Rectal Rocket


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thats hot

I love taco bell, great drunk food!

The CrunchWrap is the best.

Weak gastro intestinal organs..

We ate them all.

I can describe them for you though. Rather than beef, I used chicken and threw in some diced tomatoes and chilies. I let everyone build their own and choose their own toppings. Seasoned cheese, refried beans, onion, tomatoes, sour cream, chunky salsa, red & green hot sauces, jalepenos... I usually like to make guacamole, but the avacados were too hard.

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Thats fucking hot. You turned a nasty poo thread into something hot. kudos!

I don't think he meant pictures of the tacos. :winkwink:

Same thing happened to me at burger king

I was sick for like a week every time i ate somthing i would puke again

50!!!!!!!!