What's got two thumbs and doesn't wanna clean?
 

<------- this guy!


My house is truly a fucking shithole right now ... nearly every single dish is out on the counters in the kitchen, dirty spaghetti pots, nasty pans, etc.. My dining room has been converted into a pre-sort mail and clutter room, my living room is covered in christmas ornament boxes after hanging the tree last weekend, my office is a clusterfuck ... looks like an explosion of laptop gadgets, papers, and receipts, both bedrooms were the target of dirty bombs ... and I don't mean of the radioactive type ... I mean the type that are loaded with dirty laundry. Even the hallways have shit clogging them :(

It could be maid time... :upsidedow

dirty fucker. hire a maid.

The plain truth is that I'm too cheap

I can do it for Free ...

I trade tanning sessions at my tanning salon for maid work from a few customers :)

well ... at least it wouldn't cost me anything in terms of DOLLARS, right? ;-)

Man, it's time to clean your house. GOOOOOOOOO !

Don't feel bad, here is my desk

http://upload.nwps.ws/files/workstation.jpg

Here's a tip for ya. Always finish what you start. If you pick up your shit one at a time, its nothing and doesnt consume much time. If you wait for it to add up, it looks like a fuckin' full-time job.
Sheeet, I need to start marketing anti-procrastination pills.