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pawsregd 12-04-2005 09:07 AM

Death Test
 
Find out when you're going to die and from what
http://www.okcupid.com/death

I got: July 2047 at age 74

MrJackMeHoff 12-04-2005 09:19 AM

May 2053
at age 78

http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/deat...art_attack.gif

Somehow i doubt it

TaDoW 12-04-2005 09:27 AM

May 1960, age 82

of a heart attack of all things ... not really sure I buy that tho .. seeing as cholesterol is extremely low on one side of my family, and average on the other side and not a single relative has ever had heart disease or a heart attack ... and i exercise 5 days a week .... yadda yadda yadda ...

I would have bought lymphoma or alzheimers... at least there's a history of that

oh well tho happy days ... :thumbsup

TexasDreams 12-04-2005 09:34 AM

According to our research, you'll be dead by

January 2038
at age 78


- probable cause -


cancer

jimthefiend 12-04-2005 09:35 AM

According to this I'm already dead. :(



Well close anyway:

According to our research, you'll be dead by

December 2010
at age 42


WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

jimthefiend 12-04-2005 09:35 AM

I'm really depressed now.

jimthefiend 12-04-2005 09:36 AM

I think I'll have a few drinks and a cigarette to perk me up.

GFX Wiz 12-04-2005 09:38 AM

October 2049
at age 81
- probable cause -
cancer

DateDoc 12-04-2005 09:45 AM

Feb 2051 at 86 of old age

digifan 12-04-2005 10:46 AM

Cancer... what a surprise

Ray@TastyDollars 12-04-2005 11:56 AM

Some questions made me laugh

"In the last two years, how often have you done the following? Held in your farts , Fallen free for more than 3 seconds "


March 2043 at age 70. heart Attack

Dalai lama 12-04-2005 12:06 PM

November 2063
at age 80


- probable cause -


cancer


WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

SilentKnight 12-04-2005 12:23 PM

Oct. 2040 (sticky-note to myself - hunt down and kill old enemies in Sept/2040)

heart attack (age 76)

only 12,375 days left.

I'll drink to that!

BradM 12-04-2005 12:25 PM

February 2044
at age 60

SilentKnight 12-04-2005 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
According to this I'm already dead. :(
Well close anyway:

According to our research, you'll be dead by

December 2010
at age 42

Hmm...odd.

Given that I smoke heavy, drink like fish and answered 'yes' to nearly every bad vice & habit - how'd you manage to come up with 'nearly dead' and I've still got a long life? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

KMR Stitch 12-04-2005 12:50 PM

According to our research, you'll be dead by

June 2066
at age 82


- probable cause -


cancer

gg1e21 12-04-2005 01:02 PM

May 2052
at age 78

- probable cause -


Over masturbation

??? WTF!!

nexcom28 12-04-2005 01:17 PM

According to our research, you'll be dead by:
February 2038
At age 63
Probable cause Cancer
WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

It's earlier than I expected..

Libertine 12-04-2005 01:34 PM

April 2065
at age 83

Good. I'll outlast most of you bastards ;)

NetRodent 12-04-2005 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TaDoW
May 1960, age 82

Um... You've been dead about 45 years...

3M TA3 12-04-2005 02:13 PM

June 2056 at age 81 from heart attack - hope my insurance company doesn't hear about this

KMR Stitch 12-04-2005 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
April 2065
at age 83

Good. I'll outlast most of you bastards ;)

So your 18 now

Libertine 12-04-2005 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KMR Stitch
So your 18 now

23, actually. Must've put in something wrong, somewhere.

KMR Stitch 12-04-2005 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
23, actually. Must've put in something wrong, somewhere.

err I ment to say 24

I was solving for x and x was already given to me


Year death - age of death= year born then factor in todays year (2005) gives you current age

Libertine 12-04-2005 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KMR Stitch
err I ment to say 24

I was solving for x and x was already given to me


Year death - age of death= year born then factor in todays year (2005) gives you current age

I really have to stop trusting other people's math :winkwink:

Wilbo 12-04-2005 04:06 PM

I'll go when I'm good and ready, not when they say I should go.

poisson 12-04-2005 04:11 PM

July 2052
at age 76

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% ulcers/bowel toughness
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

Damian_Maxcash 12-04-2005 04:14 PM

Im about to apply for every Credit Card and Loan available.........

August 2007
at age 37

:Oh crap

What a horrid site........

Young 12-04-2005 04:17 PM

73 of a heart attack.

sfera 12-04-2005 04:20 PM

okkkkkk ooooooookk

Fucksakes 12-04-2005 04:25 PM

I picked the worst for everything and i still got 7 years to live
or
live my normal life and i got 40 years to go

Damian_Maxcash 12-04-2005 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes
I picked the worst for everything and i still got 7 years to live
or
live my normal life and i got 40 years to go

How did you pick the worst and still have 7 years?

I was telling the truth and have just over a year to go - Im going to the dr's in the morning.

aico 12-04-2005 04:43 PM

Feb. 2056
Age 85
Cancer

dunefield 12-04-2005 04:51 PM

According to our research, you'll be dead by

March 2052
at age 72


- probable cause -


heart attack


YOU DIE: 71.5 years

dunefield 12-04-2005 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001
Im about to apply for every Credit Card and Loan available.........

August 2007
at age 37

:Oh crap

What a horrid site........

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

do you live a diego maradona lifestyle?

PixeLs 12-04-2005 06:27 PM

At my age now, I guess 2050 is reasonable enough.. :)

pawsregd 12-05-2005 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterPorn
Feb 2051 at 86 of old age

Nice :thumbsup

je_rome 12-05-2005 06:24 PM

I want to die at 70 through spotaneous human combustion.


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