Thinking Of Coming To The USA In Jan 06
 

Hey guys, i am thinking of coming over to check out the USA for a month in Jan, just woundering if anyone would be able to put me up while i am there? does matter what state you live in.

I am an Aussie by the way

aussies are not welcome in the US of A since crocodile dundee

Please dont hold that against me :disgust

sure.
if you pay rent. ive got plenty of room.

how much is the rent per week?

no one loves me :(

well everybody's coming to america whether through legal or illegal means. come at your own risk.

Just make sure you bleach your skin, lose weight, stretch your dick, wear expensive clothes, and support Bush. You'll be VERY welcome.

Seen his approval ratings lately? It's cooler NOT to support him.

Just make sure you got a "machine readable passport" (immigration have difficulty reading), make sure your iris's don't lie for the "eye-print", and clean your fingers to have em dipped in ink again for fingerprinting. And... if you got a foot fetish... you'll love the way they are concerned about your feet, so wear your socks for a month and give em some pleasure :winkwink:

And... don't forget the sperm sample and urine bottle! :1orglaugh