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KRosh 12-04-2005 05:24 AM

The truth behind Santa...
 
It has been said that Santa was created by the devil because he wanted people to worship him like people celebrate the birth of Jesus. So he introduced Santa which is SATAN jumbled up. A guy in a RED suit that has nothing to do with Christmas. What better way to distract the youth to worship him than to set up a day where kids are more interested in getting toys than clebrating the birth of Jesus.



Now discuss!!!

phonesex 12-04-2005 05:26 AM

Dude, don't fuck around with Santa! :mad:

potter 12-04-2005 05:26 AM

I sale cheap tix to heaven

KRosh 12-04-2005 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phonesex
Dude, don't fuck around with Santa! :mad:


I am merely shining the light from a different angle.

:helpme

Jakke PNG 12-04-2005 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phonesex
Dude, don't fuck around with Satan! :mad:

True. Shouldn't fuck with him

colin de bink 12-04-2005 06:18 AM

Well Santa is a variant of a European folk tale based on the historical christian figure Saint Nicholas and the not so christian God Odin.
and it wasn't celebrated on christmas but on december 5/6th.
the date of celebration was changed to christmas by a company called Coca Cola to increase revenue from sales because so many people were already celebrating that day.

I can understand that some Christians might be pissed that one of there holy days was used like this but i don't really care.......because I'm not Christian :1orglaugh

more on santa

Marshal 12-04-2005 07:07 AM

Santa was a realy saint in case you didn't know!

J-$ 12-04-2005 09:00 AM

Santa is a child molester. Jesus too.



I'm soooo going to hell.

mardigras 12-04-2005 09:06 AM

nevermind:)

MrJackMeHoff 12-04-2005 09:06 AM

its all phoney so who cares to argue a fantasy?

TaDoW 12-04-2005 09:10 AM

In the pre-coca-cola days, Chris Cringle was a tall skinny chimney sweep who wore black clothes, a black cape, and a tall black tophat. .... for what it's worth

Grapesoda 12-04-2005 10:10 AM

the santa we see today was made up by 'macy's dept store. the tree is an old german tradition dating back 1,000 's of years dealing with some pagan crap or another, the 'english' royalty started the tree tradition because they are really germans. changed the last name during WW1 or there abouts . . . next. question

digifan 12-04-2005 10:25 AM

Thanks for sharing...

SilentKnight 12-04-2005 10:32 AM

<----- wants a Red Rider BB gun from Santa (so he can take someone's eye out)

Halcyon 12-04-2005 10:52 AM

5 things you didn't know about Santa:

http://www.prehensile.com/does/santa5.htm

Sanctuary 12-04-2005 11:29 AM

How can you say he's evil? I just don't see it...

http://members.lycos.nl/sweezzzie/hp...%20santa!!.jpg

PixeLs 12-04-2005 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRosh
It has been said that Santa was created by the devil because he wanted people to worship him like people celebrate the birth of Jesus. So he introduced Santa which is SATAN jumbled up. A guy in a RED suit that has nothing to do with Christmas. What better way to distract the youth to worship him than to set up a day where kids are more interested in getting toys than clebrating the birth of Jesus.


Now discuss!!!

Don't always listen to what your dad tells you... :(

Bluewire Ross 12-04-2005 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J-$
Santa is a child molester. Jesus too.



I'm soooo going to hell.

Whew! :mad:

K R I S T E N 12-04-2005 06:50 PM

now you have my wheels turning - Santa means so many different things to so many different people - hmmmm

Spunky 12-04-2005 06:52 PM

Blasphemy..rot in hell sinner!


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