Well, howdy folks
 

I am beyond jet lagged but glad to be home. Besides George Best's death did I miss anything else fairly important?

not much but we missed you =)

Women are now allowed to vote.

thank you :)

Time to invest in a more realistic strapon.

Welcome back hon! I was wondering where you went!

I won a Fleshlight.

Welcome back, Sarah....did you have fun? Inquiring minds want details. :)

Welcome home :)

How does one clean a fleshlight anyway? Or does the build up just add friction?

I had a very good time showing my friends around my home area and having them experience Thanksgiving. The bad side was that while I was away my mother in law was watching my cat and she (the cat) very suddenly got ill and had to be put down (liver failure). A bit odd not having her here but glad someone was here to look after her and let me know.

I turned them all onto cheesesteaks. Now they want me to open a proper Philly cheesesteak place in London.

Welcome back! :thumbsup :thumbsup

Welcome back :)

You put one end under the tap and left warm water flow through, then dry it with towel (optional) and put baby powder on it to keep the material quality (optional).

Used Fleshlight about a year ago before all the hype on GFY started, binned it a 3 months later :1orglaugh

Welcome back! Don't see any major changes at all. :)