How many people have you fucked?
 

Boneprone, I see all over the place "I fucked her"...

How many chicks exactly HAVE you fucked? :winkwink:

Anyone else?

:glugglug

Boney: he fucked em all
Me: more than two handful

Depends on who's asking.. if its the new girl your dating or if your talking shit with the boyz.

I never fucked any girl or woman.

I made love to them.

You REALLY are French....lol

awwwwwwwwwwww :waaaaahh

I don't "fuck" ... I seduce. :Graucho

Naww I'm not talking about making love to someone...

I'm talking knock-down, drag-out, jump in the closet and pull yer britches down bitch sex...

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what exactly do you mean by "fucked"?

Too few :(
I am still waiting on my first and I am damn near 30. You think I should move out of my Mom's house?

Move out? Nah, man. Just wait until your mommy goes on vacation. I hear the chicks are wild to get sexed up when the parental units are away.

I get fucked by the US government around April 15 every year since I started in this game in 1996. I should have just stayed in Grad school and fuck the government instead via "grants" and subsidized "fellowships." :Graucho

4. They aren't knockdown gorgeous, cause neither am I, but they aren't someone your average guy would turn down, either :winkwink:

4 that's the truth! I'm to shy I guess

hehe, thought this thread was about how many people i fucked over

Magick...
Your thread title should have been "Who has the biggest cock?"
LMAO !
:1orglaugh

Besides, most woman who are "average" are better in the sack. That's my theory anyway... I've yet to fuck a "perfect 10".

PUSSY

I like how Ozzy baited all of you to climb all over him.
I'm sure it's exactly the reaction he wanted. LOL

LOL...I'll save that one for tomorrow Chris. Will you be contributing to the thread?

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Ive only fucked 11 but they all still call asking for more.

It's not the quantity you fucked, but it's the quality!!! Who would you fuck, ten average looking chicks or Britney Spears for example??

Depends on what you mean. Do you have to ejaculate. What if you just snuck inside them for a little bit? Or what about girls that blew you... Oral SEX wouldn't that be sex still the same? Or Titty FUCKED. Wouldn't that still be sex. For Ram, what about the feet he has fucked. Sorry Ram I saw the Movie from Lake Havasu your secret is out. So many answers to this question.

Well let's see:
#1 your mother
#2 your gammy
#3 your dead aunt mildred
#4 your sister
#5 I got bored and made your daddy my bitch.
#6 Your dog fluffy
.....
hmmmm.....
I think that's about it..

What if you snuck inside them for a little bit?? Is that a football play or something? Hahaha..the quarterback sneak!

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Conscious or unconscious?

I've fucked....wait.....1------2------3-----4-----5-----6------7------8------9-----10------11-------- I can't remember anymore!!!! Was it 0?
Oh no!!! I made love to Ozzy!!!

Do facials count?

I fucked MagicksAntics sister... so that's all that matters!

In the closet huh? Is there something you want to tell us?

:1orglaugh :Kissmy :1orglaugh

Around a dozen, a bit over. Only 3 finnish gals and the rest, 1 per country. :Graucho

somewhere around 14, but i can only remember 9 names :)

Dude...my sister is a transvestite.

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watch your language please

Only 1

I haven't had sex for so long I'm practically a reborn virgin

well lets see... Tiffany, Jessica, Amy, Kenya, and now im with Jennifer so 5 longer than an hour.. i had a few tickles when i was younger.. so adding them about 7..


bunky

This post SHOULD have been entitled, post your BRAGS. :winkwink:

Yeah...I'm a chick :winkwink:

Sexually--more than 30
Financially--less than 10

Does oral sex count as half a fuck?

1 night in bed for some reason I started thinking
of all the women I'd slept with and feel asleep at 75.. I've never bothered to finish the count..

I've never had any bad pussy, just some not as good as other's.

Ya, and it was great.:thumbsup

Jezzz, you are a SLUT.:moon

On another note...has anyone here ever used booze to get a chick in the sack?

http://www.hardcorepornlinks.com/beer.jpg

LOL

(Thanks EvilChris for the pic hehee)

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too many to remember...

2................................................

how about hookers, do they count??

how bout Party Goats ? do they count ?

http://www.fresh69.com/goat.gif

haha :1orglaugh

Yes, party goats and hookers count, as do unsuspecting sheep.

Oral sex only counts if you get off and he/she swallows. If they spit, no play no foul :Graucho