Pay/AVS sites - put this on your site to avoid complaints
 

In order to save your ass from consumer complaints, I suggest you place one of the following new WARNINGs in your warning page :)


1---

The consumer should be aware that he or she may be the only entity in the universe, and therefore that any perceived defects in product quality are the consumer's own fault.


2---

The consumer is advised that he or she may be subject to an illusion generated by an evil genius, and that his or her "sensory fibers" may be falsely manipulated at any time with neither advance warning nor any possible legal remedy.


3---
Due to the possibility that a common notion of ethics are not
universally shared by all sentient beings, and that therefore the
website owner may have entirely different concept of "fairness",
"equity", "honesty", and "integrity" than the consumer, the consumer should not expect the product purchased to conform in any way to the advertised properties of the product.

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