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  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089
    #1

    I apologize, I had no idea

    Fortune cookies can be such an eye opening experience.

    "You are often unaware of the effect you have on others."

    I will try to be more considerate in the future.

    On the upside, I had one the other day that implied I would be going to Costa Rica.
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    • luv$
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      • Dec 2004
      • 6158
      #2
      When I lost my job 2 weeks back I went to eat chinese the following day.

      My fortune cookie said; and I'm not bullshitting:

      " You will be singled out for promotion "




      Yes, the smilies were on it.

      I have it taped to my monitor.
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        • Bluewire Ross
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2005
          • 2169
          #3
          Originally posted by luv$
          When I lost my job 2 weeks back I went to eat chinese the following day.

          My fortune cookie said; and I'm not bullshitting:

          " You will be singled out for promotion "




          Yes, the smilies were on it.

          I have it taped to my monitor.

          UNFORTUNATE COOKIE! Clear your pc's cookie!

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            • MrIzzz
              If u touch it, I will cum
              • Sep 2003
              • 22923
              #4
              dude, the fortune cookies out here are so lame they dont even tell fortunes on them anymore. all they are now are quote of the day phrases


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                • pussyluver
                  Clueless OleMan
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 11009
                  #5
                  Last time I went to a Chinese Restaurant, I found a small roach in my Mongolian Beef. I won't go Chinese for a long time yet. It's been over a year and I'm not over it......

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                    • sickkittens
                      I am a meat popsicle.
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 25100
                      #6
                      Originally posted by MrIzzz
                      dude, the fortune cookies out here are so lame they dont even tell fortunes on them anymore. all they are now are quote of the day phrases
                      I was just going to say that. What's up with that?

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                        • baddog
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 107089
                          #7
                          Originally posted by pussyluver
                          Last time I went to a Chinese Restaurant, I found a small roach in my Mongolian Beef. I won't go Chinese for a long time yet. It's been over a year and I'm not over it......

                          Was it the spicy Mongolian Beef? It was there for flavor.

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                            • spacedog
                              Yes that IS me. Bitch.
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 14149
                              #8
                              Originally posted by luv$
                              When I lost my job 2 weeks back I went to eat chinese the following day.

                              My fortune cookie said; and I'm not bullshitting:

                              " You will be singled out for promotion "




                              Yes, the smilies were on it.

                              I have it taped to my monitor.
                              I got fired yesterday. I had chinese the night somebody made that post about the wonton soup. I should've had the fortune cookie

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