I apologize, I had no idea
 

Fortune cookies can be such an eye opening experience.

"You are often unaware of the effect you have on others."

I will try to be more considerate in the future.

On the upside, I had one the other day that implied I would be going to Costa Rica. :thumbsup

When I lost my job 2 weeks back I went to eat chinese the following day.

My fortune cookie said; and I'm not bullshitting:

":) You will be singled out for promotion :)"




Yes, the smilies were on it. :disgust

I have it taped to my monitor.

UNFORTUNATE COOKIE! Clear your pc's cookie!

dude, the fortune cookies out here are so lame they dont even tell fortunes on them anymore. all they are now are quote of the day phrases :(

Last time I went to a Chinese Restaurant, I found a small roach in my Mongolian Beef. I won't go Chinese for a long time yet. It's been over a year and I'm not over it......

I was just going to say that. What's up with that? :(

Was it the spicy Mongolian Beef? It was there for flavor.

I got fired yesterday. I had chinese the night somebody made that post about the wonton soup. I should've had the fortune cookie