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baddog 12-01-2005 07:32 PM

I am going to see an old girlfriend . .
 
I got invited to an early Christmas party coming up Saturday. I just got a peek at the guest list and discovered that one of my old girlfriends will be there. I have not seen her in 15-20 years.

I only know that she is divorced now, and will be attending with another girl that I have not seen in 10+ years. It will be interesting to see what the years have done for/to her.

She used to be quite the hottie, but I have renewed contact with several girls from my youth, and time has not been especially kind to any of them. I hope she is the exception.

Hey You . . . I Know You! 12-01-2005 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog
I am going to see an old girlfriend . .

How "old" is she? Is she in her 60's or 70's? Somebody posted recently that you are very, very old . . . and if you are calling her "old," then I'm guessing she's at least in her 70's. Good luck! Hopefully she won't have any teeth!

baddog 12-01-2005 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!
How "old" is she? Is she in her 60's or 70's? Somebody posted recently that you are very, very old . . . and if you are calling her "old," then I'm guessing she's at least in her 70's. Good luck! Hopefully she won't have any teeth!


I am not that old . . . but good question . . . I am going to say early to mid 40's.

Hey You . . . I Know You! 12-01-2005 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog
I am not that old . . . but good question . . . I am going to say early to mid 40's.


OH! Well the bad news is that she will probably have her teeth. The good news is that I have seen many women in their 40's and even 50's that are freaking HOT!

I hope you are lucky and that you get lucky!

Amnesic 12-01-2005 08:04 PM

She is a lesbian now and that other girl is her girlfriend

sorry about that

gl/hf

baddog 12-01-2005 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Amnesic
She is a lesbian now and that other girl is her girlfriend

sorry about that

gl/hf

bi I can see, but not lesbian

RocketFlow 12-01-2005 08:57 PM

Definitely give us an update once you see her.

sickkittens 12-01-2005 08:58 PM

20+ years can do alot of bad to a woman. :( If she looks hot, your score, though. :thumbsup

MikeyFingaz 12-01-2005 09:03 PM

if shes still hot, then nail her again bro:thumbsup:

Hey You . . . I Know You! 12-01-2005 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens
20+ years can do a lot of bad to a woman. :(

This made me laugh so hard! I think it should be carved in stone or something. Very nice!

unocash 12-01-2005 09:09 PM

man i dont even remember my old girlfriends names..

Brent_Moe 12-01-2005 09:59 PM

Just make her feel comfortable with your next ass drilling.. :winkwink:

baddog 12-01-2005 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens
20+ years can do alot of bad to a woman. :(


Yeah, that is what I am afraid of. In the last year I have run into 5 or 6 girls I knew back in my late teens and early twenties, but have not seen in 10+ years.

None of them aged very gracefully. :(

baddog 12-01-2005 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by unocash
man i dont even remember my old girlfriends names..


I was put in a very enviable position when I was a teen, and as a result ended up with some very long relationships. The kind where you don't have to see each other on a regular basis to know the friendship is still there.

knoxville 12-02-2005 12:06 AM

Post a pic of her pls.

Doctor Dre 12-02-2005 12:08 AM

I'm not old enough for that yet but even renewing with high school budies once in a while to see how time changed them is pretty funny.

But I wonder how often that could happen in such a big city like LA ?

BAKO 12-02-2005 12:15 AM

Have fun at the party BadDog bring back some pics

Thomas1007 12-02-2005 12:35 AM

have fun and hopefully shes hot.
low 40's isnt old, just alot more skilled.
:thumbsup :2 cents:

dissipate 12-02-2005 12:37 AM

i say just get'er liquored up and have at it :1orglaugh

baddog 12-02-2005 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by knoxville
Post a pic of her pls.


hmmm, I don't think I have any of her. It wasn't like it was a monogamous relationship for either of us. It was a long time ago, everyone was doing everyone else.

StickyGreen 12-02-2005 01:25 AM

15-20 years since you seen a girlfriend? lol, that's a long time...

baddog 12-02-2005 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by dissipate
i say just get'er liquored up and have at it :1orglaugh


Nah, never liked alcohol that much. If I won't do it sober, I probably won't do it drunk.

phonesex 12-02-2005 01:37 AM

have fun...

PixeLs 12-02-2005 03:16 AM

Goodluck buddy. :thumbsup

L4 libido 12-02-2005 03:53 AM

make her realize at what she have missed all this time. you know what I mean.

pornstar2pac 12-02-2005 04:04 AM

you havn't seen her since 1947?

nofx 12-02-2005 04:06 AM

haha at this fucked up thread

gangbangjoe 12-02-2005 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Amnesic
She is a lesbian now and that other girl is her girlfriend

sorry about that

gl/hf


says the man with the smart in the sig :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Adultnet 12-02-2005 04:35 AM

well good luck there you might find out that she is still the great girl that you knew years ago.. :)

adultchica 12-02-2005 04:37 AM

Good luck with seeing her. 20 years aren't always nice to a man either if we are being honest here. Not just women LOL. Usually 20 years on a man means massive beer gut and the Hank Hill no butt syndrome LOL.

But from the pics I saw of ya you still got the pimp in you.
If she is still a hottie...what will you do?
BTW, I thought you were married? I don't know why in hell I thought that.

pornstar2pac 12-02-2005 04:38 AM

lots of things have changed since 1947

NyLoS 12-02-2005 04:43 AM

20 years more experiance ;-)

CDSmith 12-02-2005 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by pornstar2pac
you havn't seen her since 1947?

Heh.... take a math class man. :1orglaugh

He hasn't seen her since 1920. :D

pornstar2pac 12-02-2005 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith
Heh.... take a math class man. :1orglaugh

He hasn't seen her since 1920. :D


oh my bad. you use to visit her on horseback :thumbsup

baddog 12-02-2005 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by adultchica
But from the pics I saw of ya you still got the pimp in you.
If she is still a hottie...what will you do?
BTW, I thought you were married? I don't know why in hell I thought that.


I was married . . . twice (come to think of it, this chick has known at least one of my ex's, if not both). If she is still hot I will have to do some exploration.

dynastoned 12-02-2005 11:29 AM

lol @ this thread

Screaming 12-02-2005 11:34 AM

Have fun, get her in the sack and post pics here!

Pipecrew 12-02-2005 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog
I was put in a very enviable position when I was a teen.

The 1930's were a great time for free sex and open relationships!


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Originally Posted by baddog
Nah, never liked alcohol that much. If I won't do it sober, I probably won't do it drunk.

This is the only point of alcohol, the girls you wont do sober look mighty fine when drunk.

Hey You . . . I Know You! 12-02-2005 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog
I was married . . . twice (come to think of it, this chick has known at least one of my ex's, if not both). If she is still hot I will have to do some exploration.


Good question!

Did those 20+ years affect you at all? Any gray hair? Fat gut? No butt? Do you still wear clothes you bought 10+ years ago?

What about medication? Are you on any?

Do you have eyeglasses?

Do you grunt when you stand up?

Do you fall asleep at 9:00 p.m.?

Have you lost 100% of your muscle mass?

Do you still think the Rolling Stones are ?the shit??

Do you find it hard to understand anyone under 30?

When is the last time a woman looked at you and thought you were HOT?

Has your doctor recommended that you begin annual colonoscopies?

nofx 12-02-2005 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!
Good question!

Did those 20+ years affect you at all? Any gray hair? Fat gut? No butt? Do you still wear clothes you bought 10+ years ago?

What about medication? Are you on any?

Do you have eyeglasses?

Do you grunt when you stand up?

Do you fall asleep at 9:00 p.m.?

Have you lost 100% of your muscle mass?

Do you still think the Rolling Stones are ?the shit??

Do you find it hard to understand anyone under 30?

When is the last time a woman looked at you and thought you were HOT?

Has your doctor recommended that you begin annual colonoscopies?


ok... :1orglaugh

baddog 12-02-2005 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!
Good question!

Did those 20+ years affect you at all?

of course they have

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Any gray hair?
Yes, but not balding

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Fat gut?
not bad

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No butt?
Chicks like it

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Do you still wear clothes you bought 10+ years ago?
well, I still wear Levi 501's and t-shirts when not wearing a suit

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What about medication? Are you on any?
nope

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Do you have eyeglasses?
reading glasses for dark places and small print

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Do you grunt when you stand up?
probably more when I sit down
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Do you fall asleep at 9:00 p.m.?
4 AM

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Have you lost 100% of your muscle mass?
no

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Do you still think the Rolling Stones are ?the shit??
of course

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Do you find it hard to understand anyone under 30?
I deal with a lot more under 30's than over 30's (I think that is part of the problem)

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When is the last time a woman looked at you and thought you were HOT?
a week ago
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Has your doctor recommended that you begin annual colonoscopies?
Don't have a doctor

baddog 12-02-2005 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew
The 1930's were a great time for free sex and open relationships!


the 60's and 70's were better (because of the pill)

Basic_man 12-02-2005 01:34 PM

I wish you good luck on the date :)

Maxy 12-02-2005 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog
Yeah, that is what I am afraid of. In the last year I have run into 5 or 6 girls I knew back in my late teens and early twenties, but have not seen in 10+ years.

None of them aged very gracefully. :(

Sad part of life man :(

Th!nk 12-02-2005 02:47 PM

goodluck on seeing her...hope everything turn out ok. :)

EroticySteve 12-02-2005 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!
OH! Well the bad news is that she will probably have her teeth. The good news is that I have seen many women in their 40's and even 50's that are freaking HOT!

I hope you are lucky and that you get lucky!

Oprah was quite the looker on Letterman last night. It's hard to believe she's as old as she is.

baddog 12-02-2005 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Basic_man
I wish you good luck on the date :)


Not exactly a date. Just saw her on the confirmed guest list for a party I am going to tomorrow. I don't know if she even knows I will be there.

tranza 12-02-2005 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens
20+ years can do alot of bad to a woman. :( If she looks hot, your score, though. :thumbsup

that's true, good luck :thumbsup


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