BREAKING NEWS: Bush Caught Hitting On Waitress
 

George Bush and Richard Cheney go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and asks Bush, "You ready to order?"

Bush replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A quickie?!" the waitress replies.

"Sir, given the current situation of your political life that your the president and Im a waitress, I don't think that's a good idea. I'll come back when you're ready to order from the menu."

She walks away. Cheney leans over to Bush and says, "It's pronounced 'Quiche.'"

lol. the really funny thing is i can really see him doing that in real life.

non spelling talking dude he is.

He then ordered the waitress detained for months and questioned relentlessly then tortured and jailed because there had once been an arab man who dined in that same restaurant. Harboring terrorists will NOT be tolerated.

wait.. i don't get it... what's wrong with that?

Oh nothing at all. Hell, I'm glad he did it. She may have been serving anthrax eggs for all I know. :pimp

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there are no canadian officials to make fun of?

Kinda wish you had an exit strategy now dont you??

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v612/hmbn/bush.jpg

Not nearly as entertaining as poking fun at the all american idiot who runs the white house. Sad thing is, as outlandish and extreme as the jokes get, they could all happen in real life. Sad but true...

bush is not interesting at all...

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when was the last time you were in canada? Funny is not the word, they are greedy lawyers, no matter what party we vote in .. its like putting another face on corruption and lies. More sad that funny.

i lived in Montreal for 6 months back in 2003. and I agree on what you said :thumbsup

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Jeez it aiin't that bad ... seriously... we have a very strong economy, good socialist laws... and can make a great living not thinking about an election beeing rigged, of the next war we will fight.

As far as it goes, politics is all about money nowdays.. you can use terrorism or god to make more of it, if the people are sheep enough.

nice one :thumbsup

Canada is one of the best places to live, I would never want to move - just getting tired of hearing of political corruption and high taxes that need not be.

We have wasted so much money and lost it to lawyers who claim to be working in our favor that anywhere else would be nailed for corruption charges. Here we are too polite and politically correct to make any difference

Lawyers = Hell Spawn :1orglaugh

so very true.. I cant even be in the same room with my lawyer for any length of time. How can someone ask you to trust them when they have ripped you off and lied too many times? We only really have 2 choices for government (sorry NDP and Green Party supporters) and both have done the exact thing to us..