Chio and I have big news for those of you who use servers to host your websites
 

We have secured the funding necessary from two Japanese companies, Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern, and will soon be starting a hosting company. The best part is that it's more than an "offshore" solution. We have been given by one of our investors a decomissioned oil rig 83 miles off the coast of the Yucatan Peninsula. This is in INTERNATIONAL WATERS. This will surely solve any 2257 hosting concern.

More information will be given in the coming weeks both here and on SharkyFarts, so stay tuned. :thumbsup

Chio, hit me up on AIM: NJesterIII
or you Shorhorn!

securing sig spot in my flame retardant leisure suit.

that's good - server techs that fuck something up can be directly thrown overboards :thumbsup

As opposed to using a toaster to host them?


:1orglaugh :winkwink: J/k

Exactly. I am targeting everyone. :winkwink:

wasnt there one of these oil rigs setup for hosting back in 2000?

Possibly, but this is different.

You guys know Mr. Sparkle too?

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Damn good idea ..

Sounds like a pretty good idea. Might have to talk to you about colocation once you're up and running.

Sounds interesting.

having your server offshore does nothing for 2257 unless you live on the oil rig also

it was offshore also, in international waters i believe. they targetted the online casinos for hosting with them.

Yes we do.

and just who is going to sit 83 miles off the coast of the Yucatan Peninsula and manintain them?
and what are your plans to get that poor bastard out of their when a hurricane hits?

Aww let em have their fun. This fact hasn't stopped thousands of other idiots from moving their servers offshore. Just look at the dude that they are trying to throw back in jail for porn now. :1orglaugh

Automation. The Japanese have excellent robotics technologies.

That rocks!!! Sparkle is a big guy in Japan. I used to binge on sushi in the Ginza and hang out all night at live sex shows in Shinjuku on his expense account.

Any way I can get in on this hot action? I speak half-ass Japanese.

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People can live on oil rigs you know?

Only if you can keep this thing under tight wrap.

dosen't amke any difference where your server is, they don't want to jail your server.
they want to jail your ass!
you saw what happened to that guy in Florida.

I don't use servers to host my websites. I use the Internets.

Hai! Wakari-masu!!!

http://www.links.net/vita/trip/japan...a-sword.lg.jpg

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How ironic Chio will have hosting on the open seasons
I assume he's in charge of security??

:thumbsup

Oh, you're moving all the site owners to the oil rig. Awesome, I retract my statement. :thumbsup

Save a bedroom on the rig for me please.

you guys remind me of the old pirate radio stations anchored offshore.
they went too.

Thanks. :)

reserve your spot on my site(s) :winkwink:

Actually it will be a resort condominium type environment. Would you like to reserve a one bedroom or two bedroom condo?

Can an abandoned oil rig get sovereign nation status?

If not, I have some Indian friends that I can hook you up with.

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:1orglaugh

Can I marry my goat girlfriend ?

Shoehorn, and I are very excited by the prospects of our new company. I have just completed faxing the required paperwork to seal the deal on the Rig. It took a bit of negotiating to get it done, but it's a go!

Cheers Shoehorn! You worked really hard on this whole thing.

Fishbulbs.com will be ready with full ordering systems within a week or so. Here's an older photograph of the oil rig. Expect many more details within the coming days.

http://www.xsitespinner.com/fishbulb...re_hosting.jpg

HAHA, absoloutely, and I am actually glad you mentioned that. We also hope to offer such interspecies weddings as that in the coming months.

John and I may come down to Costa Rica. If we do, I would like for us to get together with you guys...if possible of course.

Thanks man, but you worked just as hard.

It's good to see another picture of the old girl. :thumbsup

Definately. :thumbsup

and how do you plan on getting lines to the rig?

Is this a joke?

Mr. Sparkle , oil rig :1orglaugh

I've heard many joyous happy most terrific excellent things about Matsumura Fishworks. I'm glad you guys managed to hook up.

Lines are for sheep...satellite baby...

http://www.smarthome.com/images/77532big.jpg

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There are already lines in place, we were told that over 15000 megabits of data was transferred each day from the rigs computers to the corporate headquarters in Japan. This thing is as high tech as Robocop.

you guys are killing me :1orglaugh

Thanks man, they definately know how to wheel and deal. :thumbsup

Sheesh...I guess some of these guys have never heard of fibber optics.

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I'm loving the idea. I can't wait to be part of this.

I'll ask Marty whos the head of the tech department about all the tech stuff. He used to work for Transocean (NYSE: RIG) on a similar rig and knows all about it. I am really just the idea man.

This is the best idea since Kevin Costner's "Waterworld":

http://toon.heindl-internet.de/usa/b...waterworld.jpg

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I like your enthusiasm. :thumbsup