Satan Claus
 

a shopping list for all us evil doers!!!

Lucifer's Toy Chest

Hahahaha

I know what I WANT for XMAS...

Can you Hook a brother UP :winkwink:

interesting

fuck them very sick

World Peace! Hahahahahhah!

Thnks for completing my wishlist mn. :)

maybe I can get a hard link trade with them? we should all ask!!

Lol wtf?
Tickle Me Elmo - What the instructions on this perverted little toy don't tell you is that if your child tickles Elmo on the nape between his hairy red testicles and fuzzy hiney, instead of letting out a giggle, he twitches and moans in a suggestive manner, squirting warm yogurt (not included) into your sweet child's face.

ROFL!

iPod Mini - Children will download Satanic siren calls from punk rockers like Clay Akin onto this device. The iPod is not equipped with a child safety lock so Christian parents don't know if their kids are listening to Pastor's sermons or Lucifer's belches. Apple also uses a logo that mocks the Lord by embracing the symbol of fallen man.

this was my first choice too *yum yum to yogurt on christmas morn*

lolz... lolzz

:1orglaugh Nice list!

That is twisted! Yet funny... lol!

nice find dude, now santa will have to come up with new plans on how to fight this satan claus.