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split_joel 11-29-2005 12:59 PM

New Splitinfinity Hosting offer
 
Hey guys hows it going? We got a new offer going on today for hosting that no one can beat. If you sign up today with a two year agreement you will get every other month free for the first year of your hosting with us at Splitinfinity. Here is what you get. The server of your choice some include setup fees some dont, 24/7 emergency support via phone or internet, a ticket system to request help on making your server the way you want it, multi-homed bandwidth, php, mysql, cgi/perl, root access and so forth. We support mac servers, unix/linux servers and of corse window servers. If your intrested hit me up with the info below or respond to this post and I will get you qoutes. We have been around sence 1994 and have won the xbiz award two years in a row now for best web host of the year. We will not let you down. 99.9% uptime

jawanda 11-29-2005 01:04 PM

wow, that could be one hell of a good deal. I'll be hitting you up shortly :thumbsup

-P

split_joel 11-29-2005 01:15 PM

bump I also wanted to add the pricing on our website is a bit old now, so if you want questions on pricing feel free to ask

EroticySteve 11-29-2005 01:20 PM

Nice deal. If i needed hosting right now I'd go for that.

SplitInfinity 11-29-2005 01:50 PM

So move from your existing host to us. :-) :-)

BradM 11-29-2005 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by split_joel
If your intrested hit me up with the info below or respond to this post and I will get you qoutes.

How do I know you guys can type commands into shell properly and not destroy my server?

split_joel 11-29-2005 02:10 PM

because i wont ;)

SplitInfinity 11-29-2005 02:19 PM

2 Awards and 11 Years in business basically says we type commands correctly. :-)

perl -p -i -e 's/idiots/awardwinners/gi' *

split_joel 11-29-2005 03:27 PM

bump come on people you know you wanna save money

Translation 11-29-2005 04:01 PM

2 year commitment? fuck that.

69pornlinks 11-29-2005 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Translation
2 year commitment? fuck that.


for real...all for every other month free...

SplitInfinity 11-29-2005 05:42 PM

Hate if you wish. :-)
However the smarter cookie will do the math and figure out just how much money
that saves them....... 2 years and the first year 50% free? Ill take it.
Hell, a car loan is a 5 year commitment for most americans, whats 2 years with
easy outs?

SplitInfinity 11-29-2005 05:48 PM

Oh.... let me do it 4 u.

Average typical customer pays about 2600 a month (example only)


Your yearly cost: 15,600.00
Your SAVINGS 15,600.00
NORMALLY you would be paying: $31,200.00

Buy a car with what U save. So what if its a yugo.

Larger customers can buy more expensive cars with their savings.
lol

p1mpdogg 11-29-2005 06:14 PM

id host at geocities

its free......

chris jester is homosexual anyways, although that could be a good thing, fags usually pay close attention to detail moreso than heterosexuals

split_joel 11-30-2005 10:34 AM

bump offer still stands we got 5 people signed up 5 spots left

High Quality 11-30-2005 10:36 AM

Hitting you up now....

mn 11-30-2005 10:41 AM

whats the monthly price for a standard server with 5 or 10mbit of bandwith?

Nothing special, just a normal server setup with bsd. 5 ip:s.

No support needed.

Price per month?????

DirkMagnum 11-30-2005 10:45 AM

haven't you guys exceeded your 1 allowed spam post?

MickeyG 11-30-2005 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
How do I know you guys can type commands into shell properly and not destroy my server?

No kidding, would you really trust your server or business with someone who can't spell and sleeps in his car? :1orglaugh

split_joel 11-30-2005 12:24 PM

The truth of the matter is I slept in my car after a all night work session with one of our customers who had messed up there equipment after saving them I believe I deserved a nap prior to going home.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MickeyG
No kidding, would you really trust your server or business with someone who can't spell and sleeps in his car? :1orglaugh


split_joel 11-30-2005 12:25 PM

360 a month for a P4 2.8 1 gig of ram 80 gig sata 10mbits no setup fee


Quote:

Originally Posted by mn
whats the monthly price for a standard server with 5 or 10mbit of bandwith?

Nothing special, just a normal server setup with bsd. 5 ip:s.

No support needed.

Price per month?????


Sosa 11-30-2005 12:38 PM

very nice deal

split_joel 11-30-2005 03:20 PM

9 signups now 1 spot left anyone intrested?

SplitInfinity 12-01-2005 12:08 AM

Make that 8 and 2 left. One guy turned out to be a little "un-hostable" lol

LiveDose 12-01-2005 12:23 AM

That's a sweet deal... The one instance where a contract would be worth it.

Fucksakes 12-01-2005 01:44 AM

99.9 uptime.. is that the best you can do :(

buddyjuf 12-01-2005 01:45 AM

Hi Chris, I hope you will have sorted out our problem by friday, I sent you an email with details to make sure that you have all the necessary info.

baddog 12-01-2005 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Translation
2 year commitment? fuck that.


That is a tough sell, I am sure.

Makingcoin 12-01-2005 02:05 AM

Nice offer boys.

V_RocKs 12-01-2005 02:06 AM

Overage Charges:
$150/Mb :321GFY $150/Mb :321GFY $125/Mb :321GFY $100/Mb :321GFY

??? WTF?


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