Please Teach me some dirty words and phrases on english like FUCK, SHIT etc...
 

Well it doesn't means that I'll use those words against you :winkwink:

But sometimes it is necessary to say something dirty to newbies/cheaters/complete motherfuckers... English is not my native language, I know a lot of such words on russian and I'm tired of typing them to english spoken people without any result.

Maybe some of you can help? :helpme

how about "you're a useless whining fuck-hole.." :)

How's
Go fuck yourself?
:)

cunt-rag is a good one too :)

as is either cocksmoker or doughnut farmer

Go fuck your self is good... but some can think that I refer them here ;-)))
2 GFY team: Should I be payed everytime when saying go fuck yourself? :Graucho

Who is a cocksmoker?

asswhipe

there was a thread yesterday that had all the words you'd ever need mate..

a cock smoker is another way of saying "cock sucker" to "smoke" cock.... like you put a cigarette in your mouth..

You said about topic about russian cheaters? LOL

and dougnut farmer is someone that "ploughs" assholes.

Got it ;)))) On russian it spells like 'huesos'... Very useful word ;)

You apparently haven't seen my thread!

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...ghlight=insult

- your COMPLETE insult thread to describe all of the fuckwads/ass pirates/cock blowers/butt fuckers/bitch fuckers/spacedogs/

ETC, ETC, ETC. Check it out!

LOL.. haha.. actually i hadn't thought of that.. i meant this one : http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...t=cocksmo ker :)

:)

Oh, damn I missed that topic...

Ok I take some words from there

- fuckwrinkle
- cock gobblin
- dork wad
- spacedoq
- shit for brains
- bone-smoker

but who is 'cum guzzling gutter slut' ???:(

And who is 'fuckwads'? hehe ;-)) I think my boss should like it ;-))

"spacedog" LOL...

a whore or hooker or slutty woman that drinks semen.. think bukkake..

most bosses are fuckwads :)

Actually all those words are useless until them combined to a good phrase.

For example:

"iBill send me a refund letter, with reason - 'Invalid customer info'. I switch off refunded user and send him a mail about it. He replyed using some words above (actually he wants to say that he didn't do any refund). I answer him to try again... but iBill decline his credit card... but I know well that this guy from USA is very good webmaster and he never cheats... After all he signup again using secondary billing company and problems gone..."

What should I say about iBill?

And another frequent situation:

"Somebody completely newbie... register in my partnership program... and after that spam all WM boards with text taking from my first pages, even without any changes. Of course on those boards people think that I made this spam using new nickname"

Usually I send him mail about it... but what should I say in this mail?

Mate if you really need a hand ICQ me and Ill try and help

Damn, this phrase so dirty and can't be posted here? :1orglaugh

Kirk:"Well, double dumbass on you!"

cock sucking mother fucker

Let's see ...

TennisAce
Pornsuite
Rollin2
Spacedog and anybody who post about him !
K-Man :winkwink:

Fuck you shit stain :1orglaugh

Shit,piss,fuck,cunt,cocksucker,motherfucker and tits...
does tits belong on this list? <George Carlin>

I like tits.

NOBODY can do it as good as Carlin !! :thumbsup

Murphy Williams, and Sandler are all immitations of the original father of standup (all be it GOOD immitations ...) :Graucho

whats a cunt mean??

I would say they are Fuckwads :)

When travelling to english speaking countries it is best to approach real hot looking females and say;

"I couldn't help but notice, while staring at your crotch today, that your pussy hair is sticking out from your panties, and there is a wet spot on your underwear, do you want to go on a date?"

You proabably should have a tape recorder to catch most of the swear words, that will be coming

LOL, AssMonkey is a good one

I hope you're not referring to me. :thumbsup

That would be fun to say, but I recommend you keep your legs closed tight when you say this, just to be on the safe side....you never know. :1orglaugh

here ya go Wad

http://www.swearingtapes.com/russian.html

I bought the french tapes and they werent bad.
They'll teach you how to say things like "eat shit and die", "eat me", "would you like to get drunk and fuck?"

"Look here you little bitch, I will eat your fucking soul."

Is one, I would love to use one day, but I dont flame on boards.

If youre looking for words, "Dick Anus" is my favorite.