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PussyTeenies 11-29-2005 04:10 AM

Just got my fleshlights..
 
Thnx Ramos..
they are nice :)
But larger than I expected
My birthday visitors/friends tonight would have a blast with them :thumbsup

.. nowI can do something nice and productive at the office :1orglaugh

Tat2Jr 11-29-2005 04:21 AM

Mine hasn't gotten here yet :(

knoxville 11-29-2005 04:21 AM

Wow, that's nice to know that you got yours. Good luck

DutchTeenCash 11-29-2005 04:22 AM

so youll be offline for a bit I guess :)

PussyTeenies 11-29-2005 04:22 AM

yeah .. took a while.. due to out of stock.. but they are here.. and they feel nice..
after a warm water treatment its very very nice *dirty mind*

nofx 11-29-2005 04:23 AM

why would you WANT a fleshlight? (besides the comical value)

they are manufactured to be sold to fat pathetic sad fucking losers who cant get any...

PussyTeenies 11-29-2005 04:23 AM

hehe I never askd or demaned one :)
Ramos was just such a cool dude that he gave it to me (prolly because wanted me to shut up @ icq hahaha)

but they are nice!

Brent_Moe 11-29-2005 05:09 AM

Cool!! Congrats! :)

Dave S 11-29-2005 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
why would you WANT a fleshlight? (besides the comical value)

they are manufactured to be sold to fat pathetic sad fucking losers who cant get any...

Because they are the dogs bollocks and you don't have to cuddle it or go down on it. I have a more than obliging wife but I love my fleshlight.

If you wank you should have a fleshlight.

Ace_luffy 11-29-2005 06:06 AM

..... nice one... congratz bro!!

Ramos 11-29-2005 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
they are manufactured to be sold to fat pathetic sad fucking losers who cant get any...

Is that a fact?

Ramos 11-29-2005 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PussyTeenies
Thnx Ramos..
they are nice :)
But larger than I expected
My birthday visitors/friends tonight would have a blast with them :thumbsup

.. nowI can do something nice and productive at the office :1orglaugh

Have fun with your friends....Fleshlight is a great conversation piece :thumbsup

abz 11-29-2005 10:40 AM

Im gonna give mine away to someone for xmas, should be funny :)

Dalai lama 11-29-2005 10:43 AM

congrats and have fun tonight :)

Slick 11-29-2005 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
why would you WANT a fleshlight? (besides the comical value)

they are manufactured to be sold to fat pathetic sad fucking losers who cant get any...

Go out, find a woman, spend 10 years with her, marry her and stay with her for another 5 years and in addition to that, have 3 children ages 13, 7, and 3, then come back to me and tell me how often you get it.

Maxy 11-29-2005 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave S
Because they are the dogs bollocks and you don't have to cuddle it or go down on it. I have a more than obliging wife but I love my fleshlight.

If you wank you should have a fleshlight.

It's a bit cumbersome I imagine.

theFeTiShLaDy 11-29-2005 10:57 AM

this thread is useless without pics.

Ramos 11-29-2005 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theFeTiShLaDy
this thread is useless without pics.

I knew that was coming :1orglaugh

JamesK2 11-29-2005 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
why would you WANT a fleshlight? (besides the comical value)

they are manufactured to be sold to fat pathetic sad fucking losers who cant get any...

Basically any man that jerks can use the fleshlight instead of their hand. :pimp

Dave S 11-29-2005 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maxy
It's a bit cumbersome I imagine.

Not really, it was bigger than I thought it would be be but they are quite easy use! My wife always pisses herself laughing when she sees me with it though, there is an amusment factor.

Ramos 11-29-2005 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave S
Not really, it was bigger than I thought it would be be but they are quite easy use! My wife always pisses herself laughing when she sees me with it though, there is an amusment factor.

That shit feels good yo :2 cents:

jacked 11-29-2005 11:15 AM

i can't wait to get my fleshlight :1orglaugh i can finally start my fleshlight blog www.thefleshlight.com

Drake 11-29-2005 11:42 AM

Does it feel like the real thing?

swedguy 11-29-2005 12:01 PM

Everybody's got one. My penis feel so left out :(

Dave S 11-29-2005 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike33
Does it feel like the real thing?


Close as you will get :winkwink: Kinda different but no better or worse, but you can really get these things up to speed!!!

Seriously, I don't normally arse-lick but in this case I just have to lick Ramos' arse and endorse the fleshlight. if you dont have one, get one! If you don't want to spend the cash on one then join Adult.com , send a load of sales, be nice to Ramos and you might get one for free if you are lucky. That's what I did and I'm eternally grateful.

And before you ask, there's nothing wrong with my wife or anything, shes top in bed but sometimes you just got to do what a mans got to do.

I should be promoting these things really considering I love them so much.

JoeMeca 11-29-2005 05:29 PM

lol mine should be here this week also thanks to juicy !

Ramos 11-29-2005 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave S
Seriously, I don't normally arse-lick but in this case I just have to lick Ramos' arse and endorse the fleshlight. if you dont have one, get one! If you don't want to spend the cash on one then join Adult.com , send a load of sales, be nice to Ramos and you might get one for free if you are lucky. That's what I did and I'm eternally grateful.
.

RealityCash Webmasters, Hit Me Up, if your interested in giving Fleshlight a try! :)

Also, Click here to Promote Fleshlights
:pimp

Drunken Sam 11-30-2005 10:20 AM

What's the payout for selling fleshlight?

djroof 11-30-2005 10:22 AM

congrats!!! Now pos the pics!!!

candyflip 11-30-2005 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
why would you WANT a fleshlight? (besides the comical value)

they are manufactured to be sold to fat pathetic sad fucking losers who cant get any...

I'm gonna fuck mine once to see what it's like and then use it for weed storage :winkwink:

High Quality 11-30-2005 10:30 AM

I asked juicy like 3 weeks ago for one. Still not here. :disgust

loverboy 11-30-2005 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theFeTiShLaDy
this thread is useless without pics.

bingo :thumbsup

:smokin

Quagmire 11-30-2005 11:06 AM

Fleshlight is the new in thing for webmasters. You aint pimp unless you have a Fleshlight.

Ramos 11-30-2005 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drunken Sam
What's the payout for selling fleshlight?

Hit Me Up Bro :pimp

L4 libido 11-30-2005 05:20 PM

enjoy your new fleshlight.

miss wild 12-01-2005 01:52 PM

glad to know that you got yours...congrats :thumbsup

sickkittens 12-01-2005 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
why would you WANT a fleshlight? (besides the comical value)

they are manufactured to be sold to fat pathetic sad fucking losers who cant get any...


And I guess the same is true for porn?

Is this Lenny Kravitz in disguise?

JoeMeca 12-01-2005 05:46 PM

no pics :* hah

gornyhuy 12-01-2005 06:11 PM

i went by my PO box today hoping for a discrete fleshlight box... but no dice yet. :(


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