My Dog is licking my bedroom wall
 

and acting all weird, barking and what not...at nothing :helpme

Get him a flesh light hurry up

so fuck her, already.



2hp

I forgot to ask is it a boy or a Girl but dont tell me its a twink

did you spill the bong water there ... :winkwink:

Pass me the bong

You sure it aint you tripping' ;)

You need to make him a "special" doggy fleshlight !

did you come all over the wall last night?

haha that's the solution

3,6,9 damn your fine move it so you can sock it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low [x6]
To the window (TO THE WINDOW), to the wall, (TO THE WALL)
To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (CRAWL)
To all skit skit motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skit skit god damn (GOT DAMN)
To all skit skit motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skit skit god damn (GOT DAMN)

Shortie crunk so fresh so clean can she fuck that
Question been harassing me in the mind this bitch is fine
I done came to the club about 50th 11 times now can I play with yo
panty line club owner said I need to calm down security guard go to sweating
Me now nigga drunk then a motherfucker threaten me now

She getting crunk in the club I mine she work
Then I like to see the female twerking taking the clothes off BUCKEY naked
ATL. Hoe don?t disrespect it
Pa pop yo pussy like this cause yin yang twins in this bitch
Lil Jon and the East side boys wit me and we all like to see Ass and tities
Now bring yo ass over here hoe and let me see you get low if you want this Thug
Now take it to the floor (to the floor) and if yo ass wanta act you can keep yo ass where you at

3,6,9 damn your fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low [x6]
To the window (TO THE WINDOW), to the wall, (TO THE WALL)
To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (CRAWL)
To all skit skit motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skit skit god damn (GOT DAMN)
To all skit skit motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skit skit god damn (GOT DAMN)

Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
Drop dat ass to the floor you scared you, scared you
Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
Drop dat ass to the floor you scared you, scared you
Drop dat ass ya shake it fast ya
Pop dat ass to the left and the right ya
Drop dat ass ya shake it fast ya
Pop dat ass to the left and the right ya
Now back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wiggle wit it

3,6,9 damn your fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low [x6]
To the window (TO THE WINDOW), to the wall, (TO THE WALL)
To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (CRAWL)
To all skit skit motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skit skit god damn (GOT DAMN)
To all skit skit motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skit skit god damn (GOT DAMN)

Now give me my doe back and go get ya friend
Stupid bitch standing there while I?m drinking my hen
Steady looking at me Still asking questions
Times up nigga pass me another contestant
Hoe move to the left if you ain?t bout 50th
Done talk through 3 or 4 songs already
looking at a nigga with yo palm all out bitch I ain?t even seen you dance
Twerk something baby work something baby
Pop yo pussy on the pole do yo thang baby
Slide down dat bitch
wit yo little bit then stop
Get back on the floor catch yo balance then drop
Now bring it back up clap yo ass like hands
I just wanna see yo ass drity dance yin yang we done again
And put it on the map like annnnn

3,6,9 damn your fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low [x6]
To the window (TO THE WINDOW), to the wall, (TO THE WALL)
To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (CRAWL)
To all skit skit motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skit skit god damn (GOT DAMN)
To all skit skit motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skit skit god damn (GOT DAMN)

Got damn (Got damn) ya ya?ll twreking alittle bit ladies
But ya got to twrek alittle bit harder then dat
now right now I need all the ladies dat know they look good tonite
(where my sexy ladies) we want ya?ll to do this shit like this
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)

3,6,9 damn your fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low [x6]
To the window (TO THE WINDOW), to the wall, (TO THE WALL)
To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (CRAWL)
To all skit skit motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skit skit god damn (GOT DAMN)
To all skit skit motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skit skit god damn (GOT DAMN)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

He started barking at the wall....nothing has been on nthe wall, that I know of......My dog is a Dude and he likes chicks, but will hump your leg like there's no tomorrow

prolly a ghost or something

Don't be bothered--dogs got fetish desires as well. :)

your dog must be sniffing some odor at your wall.

I snuck in and put a plate of wings in the wall...
http://www.advertisingsex.com/wings.jpg

Quit banging your girls ass against the wall.

hhmm maybe sum of ur cum is on there;) lol jus kidding u know i have luv for ya:) kisses

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

give him some calcium

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

he can see beings from the spirit world.

I'm guessing you busted a nut and hit your wall awhile back and forgot to clean it?

female dog nearby in heat, or diet issue.

wtf??? would be kinda hard considering I am in Canada!! :winkwink: :1orglaugh

check the pot in your drawer if its still there

Better than eating your balls :)

my doggie cj licks the couch. i think he likes the texture on his tongue. oh and he is ALWAYS staring at "nothing" in the corner. i always think its a ghost or something lol.

Is there be paintchips in that thar wall?

your dog definitely needs some humping lol

:smokin

I agree. anyone not having sex get be so frantic like your dog.

Must be the residue on your walls from smoking ganja! :pimp

Brad

I guess my 7 y.o lab needs that :Oh crap man he's getting old..he needs a helping hand

did u bust a nutt on the wall?

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