Looking for a Job
 

Hi children, i am a dutch negro man.
My name is Pete and i am homeless.
I found out you are talking English.
I can not speak English, but i will try Engrish.

I am looking for a job.

I have experience walking roofs, and throwing candy.

But i dont want to write articles or shit.
My former boss, didnt pay me, so any salary is good.

Ah man not another one

Doesn't the Hispanic culture have a Pedro Negro? He's kind of the opposite of St. Nick.

OMG that's awesome :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hey zwarte piet! Ik kijk uit naar 5 december. Ik ben dit jaar heel braaf geweest


http://photolog.isafeelin.org/archives/sint-piet.jpg

well your first mistake was putting "black" in your name

we are a brother clan of the KKK

He is not really black. He is black from the chimneys...

He is just helping him

http://d1085301.u26.qdc.nl/images/sint1.JPG

Beste justsexxx,
Ik werk niet meer voor sinterklaas, de reden zal ik niet vertellen. Maar ik kan je wel vertellen dat het de sint (ja zo noemen we hem altijd onder elkaar) niets uitmaakt of je braaf bent.
Hij gebruikt sinds 1999 een random generator die bepaald of je braaft bent, jawel diezelfde generator die ze bij de Belastingdienst gebruiken.

oh oh :-( nou ja, afwachten dan maar...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

But my main concern is my new job, because i broke a lot of bones, climbing roofs, i can not do any hard work.

Anybody has a job for me?

I second that Emotion, and will up it with a bag of candy.

Tell em what you did to Wegwijs piet.. you sadistic asshole.

Goh, 3x raden wie Black Pete is. :pimp

hahaha

I know some Dutch "fuck you"