i'm fucking stuck at chicago O'Hare airport
 

is there ever gonna be a cure to this air-travel bullshit???

i need to get rich fast and buy me a private jet.


someone please tell me a joke or something to amuse me for the next 7 hours that i'm stuck here :(

izzzy can you turn on your icq there? ;)

i'm 2 hours away from ya. :winkwink:
why are you stranded??
i fly out to Cleveland, OH tomorrow morning. i was originally gonna fly out of O'Hare (it was $100 cheaper) but said fuck it, i hate O'Hare. Try to walk around, that will kill the time LOL (that airport is like a mile long i swear)

Man I have some bad memories from that airport, catching a flight to Copenhagen, coming in from Las Vegas...
I think we were 15 people on that cart racing from one end of the terminal to the other...

bro, i tried but this hotspot sucks ass, i can barely surf :(

7 hours? that sucks. take the blue-line into the city for a bit

Izzzy, I fucking loved dancing with you at Playboy -- If I recall right, was there a picture of your hand down my pants? I mighta just hallucinated that -- :)


2hp

Watch the Bucs and Bears game...I'm sure you can find a bar in the airport that's showing it. Those Bears fans are such goobs.

Be sure to rub it in when the Bucs kick their asses and tell them that it's compliments of your boy Rob. :thumbsup

Either that or get the fuck out of the airport and check out the city. There are tons of fun things to do there. Go to the Shedd Aquarium and see if Grogan is there with some of his Match.com dates. :thumbsup

i was in iowa visiting the in-laws for the holidays and the only decent flight we could find was through ohare. beleive me, i fucking hate this airport as much as everyone else but i had no choice.

so our initial flight out of moline to ohare was delayed and we missed the ohare to laguardia...

and here i am now

yooooooooooooooooooo jack, that was a fucking great time bro...and about that hands in the pants thing :Oh crap

bah, and that 7 hours long! :( where you heading to

yeah i'm gonna catch as many games as i can til i leave, but what sucks is that i'm gonna miss the second half of the eagles/packers game later

lmfao@grogan dude i would love to hit the city for a bit, but between traffic and all i wouldnt have enough time to be comfortable. its all good though, i've been to chicago about a dozen times before and its truly one of my fav cities. if i had more time i would've definitely got out and about

back to NY baby!!!!!!!!!!!! i miss my island

Ouch sweetie! That sucks. :(

But on an up note: If things go according to plan, I'm going to be visiting NYC in a couple of weeks. :)

I was being a smart ass in O'Hare a few years ago and fucking with this guy who was on the moving sidewalk behind us and hitting on my two friends and me. I forget what I was saying, but I was in the front and the three of us were all laughing about it and having a big time. So much so, that I didn't notice when it was time to get off, lol. We got to the end and down I went, with all my carry-ons, of course taking the two of them down behind me like dominoes. It was really crowed, too. No telling how many people got to watch.

He just looked down and laughed as he was stepping over us. :1orglaugh

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lolol, those walkways are dangerous, i almost fell myself today

home sweet home!

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:pimp

Izzie...sucks that you got stuck there all day - that's nuts. There are a couple of good restaurants in O'Hare -- and I'm almost positive that there's a back rub place Terminal 3. You guys might as well make the most of being stuck there :)

really? hmmmm sound good...back rub mmmmmm. know anywhere that theres some good italian beef sandwichs?

I feel for ya Izzy. Ohare is the worst airport to be stuck in... next to Midway which is also in Chicago.

I tend to avoid O'hare like the plague..... Midway is the way to go if possible.

don't you ever fucking stay home? sit the fuck home for a few months, g'damn..

i flew my niece up this summer via Midway....NEVER AGAIN! lol
1) took too damn long (thought it would only take 2 hours..took like 3)
2) we drove through the ghetto for like an hour to get there.

next time, its a direct flight for her to Milwaukee :1orglaugh

izzzzy just start lookin at porn and the time will go by fast, or pull out your fastsize and have fun

dude, if your still stuck at the airport, gimme a call yo, let's talk shop $$$

hit me on icq, i'll flip you my #

7 hours - rent a car and go get something good to eat :)

go to the bar watch some football and drink some beer :)

homoooooooooooooooooooooooo where u at?????????

hit the bar man

Izzzy

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Izzzzz shalom haverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

yo Tues morning you free?????????????

is that a big airport, 1 mile?

You should come to the ATL airport :)

or LAX :)

Go rent yourself a whore..

I feel for you bro! I was stuck at Ohare during 9-11. It was a nightmare. Go have some drinks to kill the time.

hey, I'm only 15-20 minutes from Ohare.. want to cure your boredom? go find a payphone, post the number here and watch the calls come in and see who answers them. hehe

Get a room and call an airport whore

Izzz what part of Iowa? I grew up there. Needless to say, I fly through O'Hare a few times every year when visiting them and absolutely hate it. Of the dozen or so airports I've been to, O'Hare is the worst due to congested air traffic. Dallas is probably a close second.

Those subway things are kind of cool, the first time anyway.