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xNetworx 11-26-2005 05:20 PM

I've been talking shit with an ebay sell about this item...
 
Is this really art? The seller wants $750 for this "piece" and he claims I don't know shit about fine art. I don't care what artist this is, anybody who drops $750 on this is fucking mental. Please tell this seller what an asshat he is.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Rex-a-graffiti-d...QQcmdZViewItem

http://i23.ebayimg.com/03/i/05/60/f8/df_2.JPG

Dirty F 11-26-2005 05:21 PM

Damn, thats hidious.

Ice 11-26-2005 05:23 PM

It's funny what is considered art.

I could do something like that in 10 minutes

He has three other auctions for similar paintings

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

But if someone on ebay will spend 7500 for an Xbox360 some retard will spend 750 for that crap

mikeet 11-26-2005 05:23 PM

$750 for that, hell no.

vvq 11-26-2005 05:25 PM

lol. i wouldn't pay $7.50

ry0t 11-26-2005 05:26 PM

That is funny! I wouldnt spend $7.50 on that!

Sly 11-26-2005 05:27 PM

Tell him that if what he's creating is "fine art", he's getting ripped off if he's only bringing in $750 from it. Hell, I see prints go for $100 at Target.

chodadog 11-26-2005 05:28 PM

Modern art is nothing but a con. I remember seeing a painting of a small red square on a large white canvas. Just a simple red square. Maybe about 3 inches by 3 inches. Fucking thing sold for some ridiculous amounnt of money. Well over 20 thousand dollars.

Back when i was in highschool, we went on this school camp. The art students had to make these paper mache "installations" based on the trees in the area. The one group just drapped paper mache all around the tree, in long strips. The art teacher comes along, and starts praising it.

"It's so deep. It's like the tree represents humanity, and the paper mache strips are the bars of the prison that is society, and the branches are people trying to break free from society's constraints."

When the idiot left, i asked the people who did it if that was what they were going for. They said they just thought it looked kind of cool. Hahaha.

Pipecrew 11-26-2005 05:46 PM

I got a friend that works in an art gallery down here, he could sell something like that in 5 minutes, he gets 15% of whatever he sells in the gallery he works at and sells garbage art all day, he makes about 40k/month in commissions.

People will buy anything and the higher priced it is, the more they want it, so they can show their friends, you dont want some picasso on your wall if you spent 20 bucks on it. You want the stupid dog painting you wasted 750 on.

mardigras 11-26-2005 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew
you dont want some picasso on your wall if you spent 20 bucks on it. You want the stupid dog painting you wasted 750 on.

Heh, I'll take a $20 Picasso... it's not like you have to tell what you really spent on something :winkwink:

Doctor Dre 11-26-2005 06:00 PM

"That's the ugliest painting I've seen beeing sold on ebay... you could put it up for 10 bucks and nobody with more then 2 brain cells would buy it"

just sent that

phonesex 11-26-2005 06:01 PM

the price of an item is worth what someone would buy it for even if we all think its a piece of shit.

seeric 11-26-2005 06:02 PM

LOL. kinderkarten fingerpaints.

Ramos 11-26-2005 06:02 PM

that is a priceless piece yo

Spunky 11-26-2005 06:02 PM

Maybe worth 7.50,but that dude is high

Libertine 11-26-2005 06:06 PM

Modern art can look really lame, but be really pricy at the same time. My father, a sculptor, one sold what basically were six big poles along a road for something like $250k.

http://tinypic.com/huruxj.jpg

The dog "painting" is clearly worth nothing, though.

adultchica 11-26-2005 06:08 PM

It's not my style but if someone appreciates his art for whatever reason then that is between the buyer and the seller.

I don't think it is your place to tell him what you think his art is worth. If someone wants to buy it and they appreciate it, then that is their deal.

But I personally would not buy it for any price

uno 11-26-2005 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Modern art can look really lame, but be really pricy at the same time. My father, a sculptor, one sold what basically were six big poles along a road for something like $250k.

http://tinypic.com/huruxj.jpg

The dog "painting" is clearly worth nothing, though.

Did he sell the land they were on too?

What were they supposed to represent?

BlueDesignStudios 11-26-2005 07:59 PM

I like this part of the description:

Decievingly simple,

xNetworx 11-26-2005 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
"That's the ugliest painting I've seen beeing sold on ebay... you could put it up for 10 bucks and nobody with more then 2 brain cells would buy it"

just sent that


:1orglaugh Nice

bringer 11-26-2005 10:09 PM

looks like a good deal
http://art4sale.netfirms.com/cgi-bin...gory=Paintings

~Ray 11-26-2005 10:13 PM

he's not very popular
http://www.google.com/search?num=100...Man+of+Soho%22

xclusive 11-26-2005 10:16 PM

total crap

emthree 11-26-2005 10:18 PM

That's not art.
Me painting an elephant with my cock print, is art.

Fizzgig 11-26-2005 10:19 PM

I think if I wanted that on my wall I'd paint it myself.

Adultnet 11-26-2005 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mchtye
$750 for that, hell no.

I would not pay 50 usd for this...:) :2 cents:

Libertine 11-26-2005 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno
Did he sell the land they were on too?

What were they supposed to represent?

Nope, no land. He got the money for putting those things on it.

As for what it represents... according to him, those who see it have to make that out for themselves :1orglaugh

Some critics' ideas on it: it is a play on the traditional picture in art of a road sidelined by trees, it's a commentary on the lack of nature in everyday society, it represents the organic essence of life and movement, it contrasts the alienating nature of traffic and technology with a view of organicity and human interaction, etc. Critics can be pretty creative.

Mike Okitch 11-26-2005 10:25 PM

I'd rather pay $750 for a Son of Sam drawing.

corvette 11-26-2005 10:44 PM

check this place out, marshall and indian school

http://www.artonegalleryinc.com/gallery/artists

Wiggles 11-26-2005 11:40 PM

loooks like a welsch terrier.

Mutt 11-26-2005 11:45 PM

what do you bid on this? it was an instant classic and will endure through the years.

http://www.adultforum.ca/pics/convention.JPG

SilentKnight 11-27-2005 12:01 AM

About an hour drive north of Toronto is a guy who owns a 100-yr-old schoolhouse he's converted in to an art studio. Several acres of the surrounding property is covered in 'art' he's created with junk and scraps of everything imaginable. The studio itself is completely covered in bizarre gargoyles and various statues. Some of its actually rather creative.

He and his wife graciously gave my daughter and I permission to freely wander around the property and take photos one weekend.

http://www.ec-photo.com/109053-2/kauer223.jpg

uno 11-27-2005 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Nope, no land. He got the money for putting those things on it.

As for what it represents... according to him, those who see it have to make that out for themselves :1orglaugh

Some critics' ideas on it: it is a play on the traditional picture in art of a road sidelined by trees, it's a commentary on the lack of nature in everyday society, it represents the organic essence of life and movement, it contrasts the alienating nature of traffic and technology with a view of organicity and human interaction, etc. Critics can be pretty creative.

Reminds me of "The Great Figure Five" by William Carlos Williams and what one of my literature professors had to say about it.

I like the take your father had on it. Leaves a lot open to interp by whoever is feeling pretentious around it.

AG_Proff 11-27-2005 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chodadog
Modern art is nothing but a con. I remember seeing a painting of a small red square on a large white canvas. Just a simple red square. Maybe about 3 inches by 3 inches. Fucking thing sold for some ridiculous amounnt of money. Well over 20 thousand dollars.

Back when i was in highschool, we went on this school camp. The art students had to make these paper mache "installations" based on the trees in the area. The one group just drapped paper mache all around the tree, in long strips. The art teacher comes along, and starts praising it.

"It's so deep. It's like the tree represents humanity, and the paper mache strips are the bars of the prison that is society, and the branches are people trying to break free from society's constraints."

When the idiot left, i asked the people who did it if that was what they were going for. They said they just thought it looked kind of cool. Hahaha.

DAMN, I might consider, dropping this business and becoming an artist.
20g's for a square, I'm wondering what they would pay for triangle.

Theo 11-27-2005 12:59 AM

http://i3.ebayimg.com/01/i/05/60/58/23_1.JPG

potter 11-27-2005 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchica
It's not my style but if someone appreciates his art for whatever reason then that is between the buyer and the seller.

I don't think it is your place to tell him what you think his art is worth. If someone wants to buy it and they appreciate it, then that is their deal.

But I personally would not buy it for any price

quoted for truth!

The Captain 11-27-2005 02:01 AM

if anyone is willing to pay that much, I we give you the same painting for 300...

The Duck 11-27-2005 06:14 AM

Lol, for 750 you can get a perfect handpainted replica of any famous painting you like.

Matt 26z 11-27-2005 06:24 AM

If the dog had been painted by a monkey or a dolphin, ok, I could see maybe paying that much.

Peaches 11-27-2005 06:29 AM

I collect Howard Finster art which many people think a 4 year old could make (and they might be right). But I like it so I buy it :)

http://www.finster.com/

Deputy Chief Command 11-27-2005 06:33 AM

Sold................

3M TA3 11-27-2005 06:47 AM

"Does the price on this have an accurate decimal point? The shipping seems reasonable for insured post and adequate packaging for a $75 painting of that size, however, I wouldn?t trust a $35 shipping cost for a $750 painting. Are you going to repost this auction at the right price?"

Sent to seller. Can't wait to see if he'll reply.

Furious_Male 11-27-2005 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chodadog
Modern art is nothing but a con.

Quote:

It's not my style but if someone appreciates his art for whatever reason then that is between the buyer and the seller.

Two things said in this thread that pretty much sum up my feelings about this sort of "art".

3M TA3 11-27-2005 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Male
Two things said in this thread that pretty much sum up my feelings about this sort of "art".


Talk about riding the fence... :1orglaugh

Fred Quimby 11-27-2005 08:42 AM

what a fuck tard,,,he is sell 4 more in diff colors

http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZhansfella


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