i got sex last night,and I didnt want some
 

true story.....

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The Chocolate Guido!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pimp

I feel your pain.

I had to fuck not just one, but two chicks last nite and I didn't want to.

also a true story.

:pimp

shit happens =/

I hear ya dude... I got a mad blow job from a hot chick I've been dating and I could not bust one. I started to jerkoff after the blow and I almost was ready to blow, but I didn't ask her to suck me off quick enough so my shit disappeared and I gave up. I lost my woodness and the juice was just no longer flowin' for some reason. I'm one extreme or the other... either I'm done it 2 minutes, other times I don't nut. SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo yo yo..pimppppp

so you were walking in the red light and you walk into some store and there is this girl in the window and you be like yo i want that girl in the window and the store owner be like shit no one ever asks for the girl in the window and he is like i will give you a discount and you had sex with a girl while all you wanted was some dvds. oh rly. y rly.

so you're coming out of the closet?

why? had some bad experience??? ;)

Sounds like the blowjob wasn't quite good enough to me...

you got raped??

This spin could have been better if you would have followed through!


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How ugly was the chick?

did he give you a reach around?

Had that before, it sucks.