I got an asskicking today and didn't even want one.
 

So I walk into a video game store looking to buy Civilization 3 and look for some gifts since not too many stores were open today. I'm looking around and I see an X-box 360 in the front window on display. I go up to the store owner and ask him if I could buy it. He thinks for a minute and says, "I don't see why not." so he takes it down and boxes it up.

Then all the nerds who had been standing in line whole night get pissed off at me being a fucking smartass and beat the living shit out of me :(