Dueling Banjos with 2House and Deej
 

So, I'm like having Thanksgiving in Deliverance. No shit. I have flown up from the civilization of San Francisco, straight into the warm spray of a deeper, darker teat for the soul that requires you live in the woods. This is cool here. Deej lives here with his mom, and there are a number of big-titted Bayou Women floating about, whom I will try to photograph for you later -- fingers crossed.

Meanwhile, here's Deej decked out in some appropriate pornographer trappings I brought as gifts.



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2hp

peepin fuckin tom....now you know the secret

Y'all are REALLYdropping the ball here... Help us out. I have told Noami and Jess that you are that WE ALL ARE in porn. The idea has become intereesting to them. They want to know what YOU want to see... so you SEE, if you don't opine, NOBODY gets to see. You see?


2hp

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Hey you people, This is Jess.....

Hi Tits. :)

Where in the hell are you two?

holy mammaries batman!

Hiyas Airek!

Okay, I need some slack with my typing -- ok


so, yeah ther is that possibility right here and i think u all know waht ii mean

LIVE

right here they are here uh it SEEMS you HERE have a role - ho weird,

cmon


2hp

Damn, you're gonna get the poor kid made fun of for the rest of his GFY existence...

Drink more.

Nice sig. :thumbsup

I am actually expecting a kind of unprecdented celebrity, to tell you the truth. Stay tuned!


We're gonna lose our fucking minds -- here TONIGHT - for all of you to WATCHHHH!


2hp

I'm afraid to ask what the Quaker Oats are for...

Oh yes, and please respectfully ask the girl in the green t-shirt to remove her shirt because, maybe it's just my monitor, but I find that shirt very distracting.

Thanks,

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hiya dahlin

gonna go out and terrorize women now in tampa! i'll be back later drunkposting for all!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Aren't you a bit late with that statement? :)

jack...im guessing you are having a blast

keep it coming man...im strangely intriqued by your sig pic...symbolic?

Okay, jack here handing off my identity in this nic to miss naomi, of the breasts. deej was confused. ignore conflicting info from him.


2hp -- out, ms. naomi:



hola personas..... chillin with great guys n moms........ i feel very shy about things to be completely honest--i have never posted anything before....but at this point in time feeling real explorative...... ppl hit me up--really wanting to feel at home doing some Things ;)

YARGH! I'd be likin' more from Ms. Funbaggers. I've got me carrot a ready fer waxin'

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what.....whachou lookin at?

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A lil crack anyone?

wtf???????

The feel of the skin on her lower belly is like the taut surface of a pool of yummy milk.


2hp

Yummy butt cleavage.

Woohoo...she's wearing the patch...check her ID and skip to the chase...

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the turkey got to us.....damn the tripto.....*snore*

Looks like fun:)

She should try Nair on those arms. :2 cents:

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Fuck, the tryptophan... Last night we succumbed, alright... but, by the tiime sleep came, we had all surrendered our right to plausible deniability of any sort.

We lost, Jess, unfortunately. She went out into the woods about midnight, which, to me (a city boy whose seen a whole bunch of slasher flicks set in places like this) seemed like the dumbest fuck thing for a girl in a short skirt to do. But, oh no suprise -- it's really very different, and very safe.

In the light of day, I can see what a truly unusual place I've had the pleasure of for the last 24 hours.

Filled with most unusual sights and finds:

This is the skull of a pit bull so mean he had to be shot -- in the head.

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This is an occurrence of Elk Street that features the likelihood of Elk

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This is what's left of Deej's snowman from last week -- complete with faded pickle-cock. We think the spirit that had come from the nearby woods to occupy the snowman was upset because it got warm midweek and it melted, he was forced to vacate prematurely. Yeah, that would suck, but what he did to Jess just wasn't right. That's why she left.

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This is an elegant example of the ways human dwellings "borrow" naturally occurring landscape features and work them into the architecture here.

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Here's another one of Naomi's magnificently milky endowments:


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Uh oh...nice pix of trees and all, but does this mean no boobies?

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B E W B I E S!!!

Please remove the wrapping...

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Brother, smart men resist the urges of the night. We did not. There are pictures you shall never see, must never see. We didn't upload them last night. I pray all of you will understand why that's a good thing. We rembered the presence of lines, this morning, anyway. Funny, we couldn't see them at all last night.

I'll show you as much as I think I can.

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When discussing the difference between places, people speak in terms of specifics -- like the pizza being better here versus there -- but behind almost every little difference you observe is the greater, broadly influential difference of the WATER being different -- :thumbsup

Here's difference:

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That's where they hang pigs to bleed-out, after slaughter.


2hp

Here's more difference for ya:

These are the corporate headquarters of FirstChoicePhoneSex, a mother and son porn operation in the woods.

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I'm here with CEO Judy (Deej's mom), discussing her FSC membership and watching her endure the various headaches 2257 has introduced into her business. I gotta tell ya, it's a welcome departure from the businesses I usually study and a mind-opening glimpse from a different level of porn.


2hp

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A clean Bill of Health!


2hp

It's drizzling here today in the Bay Area - it is the first, or perhaps second rain we have had in six months...then, looking at your pictures I suddenly thought of Ken Kesey, and in particular his book, "Sometimes a Great Notion"...

"Sometimes I get a great notion, to jump into the river . . . an' drown."

Pictures can evoke strong memories and emotions.

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is that his mom's boobies?

For a more balanced picture of Thanksgiving indulgence, this exceptional hunk of Turkey flesh was offered for our consumption. The picture couldn't do it justice. If I hadn't had it in my mouth and didn't have a memory of that right now, this picture might look gross. But you know how that is -- lol

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For the cooks in the audience, this is a 7lb breast that mom peeled of its skin, slathered in butter, then reattached skin for browning and flavor purposes, along with liberal amounts of bacon from a pig that hung from the "pig-bleed" pictured above, it's meat smoked in a pit with maple syrup 10 minutes from the tree and hickory logs felled by mom. OMG -- one of the best flavor events of my life.

2hp

Alas, no -- I asked -- but she said no.

"Step Mommie Bonnie" is, you should know, one of the most talented phone sex girls I have ever heard.

She is amazing, if you care to find out for yourself : 877-279-2318, Visa, MC, Amex, Discover, pre-paid, cash. check. MO, silver, gold and precious gems all accepted as payment -- :1orglaugh


2hp

do they have any pet birds?

Good god....
Oddly enough that's all I can think of to say.

No, but here's Jess:

She was the one who picked me up at the airport yesterday, and will drive me back tonight.

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It's about an hour's drive.

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2hp

LOL -- thanks, Aly -- as with everything you say, brevity and clarity converge with brilliant results -- :)

2hp