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VAIRES 11-24-2005 05:53 PM

WHY CONDOMS COME In BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12
 
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.

Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy.

He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc."

Repost this titled "WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12" within the next 5 minutes and something great will happen to you at 11:43 otherwise you will have bad sexual relationships for the next 2 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike Okitch 11-24-2005 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by VAIRES
Repost this titled "WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12" within the next 5 minutes and something great will happen to you at 11:43 otherwise you will have bad sexual relationships for the next 2 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You'll have crabs for demanding that.

buddyjuf 11-24-2005 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by VAIRES
Repost this titled "WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12" within the next 5 minutes and something great will happen to you at 11:43 otherwise you will have bad sexual relationships for the next 2 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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c-lo 11-24-2005 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by bdjuf
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yeah I know, when did GFY become Yahoo Messenger?


later
c-lo

Azlord 11-24-2005 08:38 PM

um 2 threads with the same title... are you guys friends?

reed_4 11-24-2005 10:56 PM

That's why I don't use condoms. :1orglaugh
nice joke.

emthree 11-24-2005 11:03 PM

You in JHS or something with those interweb chain letters?


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