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RogerV 11-24-2005 01:51 AM

Have you ever made a girl Squirt or gush
 
Love it when girls just let go.. There is a skill to it that I have mastered

NoWhErE 11-24-2005 02:13 AM

Same here, I love the feeling of seeing the bed flooded with their juice

Mr Pheer 11-24-2005 03:00 AM

I've made a few of them fart, does that count?

com 11-24-2005 03:02 AM

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All the things I know that are true
And when the light in the morning
Comes shining through

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Down on me
I feel the heat of love's flame
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And I'm so wet from love raining
Down on me

je_rome 11-25-2005 02:01 AM

I have made blood gush from their pussy after I thrust my dick.

sonofsam 11-25-2005 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by je_rome
I have made blood gush from their pussy after I thrust my dick.

holy shit, these klik revenue bots are getting freaky with it :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

go onnnnnn with your bad selves :1orglaugh

phonesex 11-25-2005 02:08 AM

dam boy!

EviLGuY 11-25-2005 02:15 AM

I had to stop sleeping with a girl that did that. At least at my house. The cleanup was fucking annoying and not a turn on at all.

dbavaria 11-25-2005 03:04 AM

I've done it a handful of times when I first started doggie style with my gf, then I guess she just got loose and used to it lol. I miss those days - as much of a bitch it was to clean up, I loved the spray hitting my balls all warm :)

Redrob 11-25-2005 03:08 AM

I have had plenty of sloppy wet sex. I just figured we were both really excited.

SinisterStudios 11-25-2005 05:27 AM

It really is a skill to get a girl to do it, almost any girl can squirt if you know how to do it. Its great when it happens but it gets to be a drag when you have to put plastic down and then layers of towels to absorb it all. But the warm feeling is the best

Dasha 11-25-2005 05:31 AM

no thanks

com 11-25-2005 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EviLGuY
I had to stop sleeping with a girl that did that. At least at my house. The cleanup was fucking annoying and not a turn on at all.

No offense or anything, but imagine how they feel when you toss one up in em!
I personally find female ejaculation to be about the greatest compliment I could receive! :) Much love to you ladies!

cool1 11-25-2005 05:55 AM

The first time I made a women squirt, I though she had pissed her self, it was kind of funny at the time.

Pete-KT 11-25-2005 06:01 AM

Ya i mad my ex do it, at first she thought it was wierd. then she loved it more and more

Lance69 11-25-2005 11:53 AM

It's always a compliment when a woman does it. It has alot to do with how comfortable she is and doesn't hold back. You can think your the world's biggest Don Juan, but if she's gonna flinch when she gets close, it's over.

Love the confident ladies. :thumbsup

tASSy 11-25-2005 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by com
No offense or anything, but imagine how they feel when you toss one up in em!
I personally find female ejaculation to be about the greatest compliment I could receive! :) Much love to you ladies!

amen to that!

bangman 11-25-2005 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by je_rome
I have made blood gush from their pussy after I thrust my dick.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Downtime 11-25-2005 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPheer
I've made a few of them fart, does that count?

Haha, it counts for something.

I've done it to my gf a few times, and the first time I thought she pissed so I freaked out haha.

sexjoe 11-25-2005 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SinisterStudios
It really is a skill to get a girl to do it, almost any girl can squirt if you know how to do it.

give some tutorial please :1orglaugh

luv$ 11-25-2005 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV
Love it when girls just let go.. There is a skill to it that I have mastered

My ex used to squirt all over, like 3 or 4 times. I loved it. I used to have her sit on my face so I could just get covered in it. Good lord do I miss that.

My current girlfriend doesn't have the ability to, as far as I know. I've tried and tried, and I consider myself pretty good. Any tips would be great. :)

RogerV 11-25-2005 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv$
My ex used to squirt all over, like 3 or 4 times. I loved it. I used to have her sit on my face so I could just get covered in it. Good lord do I miss that.

My current girlfriend doesn't have the ability to, as far as I know. I've tried and tried, and I consider myself pretty good. Any tips would be great. :)

there is a video out on how to do it.. it actually works but I forgot the name of it watched it a long time ago.

its simple but hard to explain without visual

Aly 11-25-2005 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by sexjoe
give some tutorial please :1orglaugh


I did one (complete with diagrams) on AlyTV once... Not sure where that footage is now but if you'd like a diagram just ask! :thumbsup

MetroPornTour 11-25-2005 02:43 PM

You have got to be fucking kidding.
Do you bunch of losers actually believe that it is something other than piss?

TheLegacy 11-25-2005 02:43 PM

its one of the most enjoyable - selfless thing a guy or girl can do for a girl. Wonderful experience and I recommend trying it

treat a women right in bed, and shes faithful

Ycaza 11-25-2005 02:55 PM

yep, many times. Talk them through there is a skill to it, plus you have to it. I have taught a few men how to make it happen for their ladies. Also have to say its an honor for them to do it. Have to say once i met a girl at a bar from onlin, she told me she was a squirter, I made it happen while we were at the bar and she squirted so much it looked like she poured a beer on my je3ans and that was kinda gross. Overall though Its so great.

Lance69 11-25-2005 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetroPornTour
You have got to be fucking kidding.
Do you bunch of losers actually believe that it is something other than piss?

I've been there done that, on both counts. Been peed on and Squirted on. They are to very different things. In taste and look and feel. Yes alot of the shit you see on the net is piss or water/turkey baster technique. But not all is fake.

Violetta 11-25-2005 02:59 PM

no never... :(

CDSmith 11-25-2005 03:02 PM

I've never been with any pissers, but a few gushers yes. One girl I was with back in the early 90's came so hard she gushed and flooded the bed with a clear fluid, the kind of fluid that back in my late teens when I first got laid I came to know it as "pussy juice"

Knowing the difference between piss and pussy juice is something that should be taught in junior high school health classes.

Anyway, that girl was so surprised at how hard she came and the resulting gusher she had tears in her eyes and later had a good laugh about it too. I think she had some pent-up sexual energy that I somehow found a way to release for her.

She was from Saskatchewan, never did hook up with her again. Kind of a shame.

Dalai lama 11-25-2005 03:02 PM

Yep I've done it before :)

EviLGuY 11-25-2005 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by com
No offense or anything, but imagine how they feel when you toss one up in em!
I personally find female ejaculation to be about the greatest compliment I could receive! :) Much love to you ladies!

Are you serious? There is a huge difference between a girl having to go wipe herself in the bathroom afterwards compared me having to change the sheets AND then dry the top of my mattress off.

I won't even get into the strange smell of it... or wait. Yes I will. It's not like urine it reminds me of the time I was at my friend's place and his girlfriend went into labour and her water broke.

Yeah that's a huge turn on for me. :thumbsup

Tala 11-25-2005 03:09 PM

I used to be a gusher. I guess if I actually found a Man who knew what He was doing, I might well be again.

Holly Lez! 11-25-2005 03:19 PM

It is one of the hottest things ever! A total turn on!

NoCarrier 11-25-2005 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lance69
I've been there done that, on both counts. Been peed on and Squirted on. They are to very different things. In taste and look and feel. Yes alot of the shit you see on the net is piss or water/turkey baster technique. But not all is fake.

Spotting the fake ones is simple, if it's coming out of the vagina, it's fake.

adultchica 11-25-2005 03:22 PM

I squired on the keyboard

SleazyDream 11-25-2005 03:24 PM

it's messy as hell - can't even sleep in the same bed usually.

i like king beds but i end up having to get a room with 2 doubles - a bed for sex and a bed for sleeping now cause of all the shit i've learned since I've been in this biz

baddog 11-25-2005 03:25 PM

I will never forget the first time. It was her first time too, and neither of us were quite sure what was going on.

innocentisabelle 11-25-2005 03:25 PM

i wish i could squirt but i dont know how
i cant really handle orgasms anyways
i rather please then be pleased

MetroPornTour 11-25-2005 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lance69
I've been there done that, on both counts. Been peed on and Squirted on. They are to very different things. In taste and look and feel. Yes alot of the shit you see on the net is piss or water/turkey baster technique. But not all is fake.

Trust me, urine comes in a variety of flavours.

The only way that it is NOT piss...
Is if it does NOT come out of the uretha.

And amazingly ALL squirters gush out of their piss hole.

baddog 11-25-2005 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by innocentisabelle
i rather please then be pleased


I can help you there

Kard63 11-25-2005 03:28 PM

I feel left out. I've never made one squirt.

NoCarrier 11-25-2005 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetroPornTour
Trust me, urine comes in a variety of flavours.

The only way that it is NOT piss...
Is if it does NOT come out of the uretha.

And amazingly ALL squirters gush out of their piss hole.

Wow! Maybe you should send your theory to the scientific community, because they are too fucking dumb to figure it out themselves.

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baddog 11-25-2005 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetroPornTour
You have got to be fucking kidding.
Do you bunch of losers actually believe that it is something other than piss?

You are going to be so surprised when you lose your virginity.

EviLGuY 11-25-2005 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
You are going to be so surprised when you lose your virginity.

I know I was!

The girl was also a virgin, and she was a real bleeder! It was like that scene from Carrie with the pigs blood!

Well... not quite, but traumatizing none the less. :1orglaugh

MetroPornTour 11-25-2005 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier
Wow! Maybe you should send your theory to the scientific community, because they are too fucking dumb to figure it out themselves.

There are a few quacks but other than that... There isn't anything documented.

Fuck I did 2 squirt videos.

The first was water stuck up my twat.

The second I just pissed on the guy's hand.

Again there is only one thing that comes out the uretha....
PISS.

ronbotx 11-25-2005 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetroPornTour
There are a few quacks but other than that... There isn't anything documented.

Fuck I did 2 squirt videos.

The first was water stuck up my twat.

The second I just pissed on the guy's hand.

Again there is only one thing that comes out the uretha....
PISS.

Hard to believe someone could be so uninformed.... Oh wait, you're French: sorry.

MetroPornTour 11-25-2005 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronbotx
Hard to believe someone could be so uninformed.... Oh wait, you're French: sorry.

Actually half Quebecoise and half native indian.

Do you have a vagina?
I do and it's right between my legs.

But I forgive you...
Because I can see the resemblance between you and your president.

Afterall, your both only Texans

Donny 11-25-2005 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetroPornTour
You have got to be fucking kidding.
Do you bunch of losers actually believe that it is something other than piss?

Seriously, it's not piss.

Lance69 11-25-2005 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetroPornTour
Actually half Quebecoise and half native indian.

Do you have a vagina?
I do and it's right between my legs.

But I forgive you...
Because I can see the resemblance between you and your president.

Afterall, your both only Texans

I know plenty of french girls that squirt. Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Like I said yes there's alot of fake out there. Sorry you had to be one of em.

ronbotx 11-25-2005 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetroPornTour
Actually half Quebecoise and half native indian.

Do you have a vagina?
I do and it's right between my legs.

But I forgive you...
Because I can see the resemblance between you and your president.

Afterall, your both only Texans

Perhaps the problem is:
a) You simply cannot squirt (not all women can)
b) Your male lover is inept
c) A+B

I have experienced this phenomenon with two different women. It is NOT urine.

Just because you produce fake squirting videos, as many are, doesn't mean a thing. Its pretty easy to for anyone who has experienced the real thing to recognize it.

I might suggest the classic video; "Seymore Butt's: Squirters" as you appear to need some education in this area from an expert.....

And thanks for the comparison to George W. Bush. Your spineless leader, Jacques Chirac, has certainly provided outstanding leadership while your cities burn.


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