I'm deep frying a TURTLE tomorrow! ((((pics))))
 

he's a goner

http://www.tortoisetrust.org/articles/snapper_1.jpg


fuck turkeys. thats a pilgrim thing.

turtles are easier to catch and they are all over the place here in florida.

how do ya cook these fuckers?

chasing turtles around is for people who aren't lazy musician webmasters.

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Im Dutch. I have no clue what youre talking about.
Are you gonna eat a turtle?

sadly when i was young, I dragged one behind my dirtbike and than threw him on the camp fire, its the sickess smell ever. don't ever.

yeah I know that was pretty fucking cruel.

Can you imagine what that animal went through.

Fuck, you should be punched in the face for that!

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ok here goes.. happy!

fuck dude I was like 16, thats 14 years ago. and the turtle was nearly dead when we found him.

I could name 100's of other animals cruely killed that you buy every day.

ik weit dat neit, en je bent gek!

I didnt do that shit when i was 16. No excuse.

Ik weet dat niet.

do they sell shake and bake turtle seasoning at the supermarket?

I wouldn't advice eating a turtle to anyone!!

and I come from the country, hunt moose, bear, deer, birds, fish, killing a turtle didnt seem cruel to me at the time.

Je ook? :1orglaugh

It was 14 years ago, and you are still trying to find excuses for it?

Just accept that you did something really fucked up, instead of trying to find excuses.

I guess you were a perfect little boy right and still are.

I was a very bad kid, at lease I can admit it.

Nooooooo turtles are our friends!

Here's mine:

http://www.fuzebox.org/sisyphus2.jpg

should i kill it first or have him do the greg luganis dive into the boiling pot like a lobster does?

I want to eat Turtle.

Nice, look at that snapper;)

http://www.juicylinks.com/hotlink/images/gobble.jpg

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what color turtle is the best tasting?
 

purple yo!

In godsnaam, waarom schuddebuik je zo? Zo erg goed was je grap niet. Ook aan je Nederlands kan je nog het een en ander veranderen.

Zo ga dit maar eens omzetten en dan weer "terug"vertalen. Toedeloe

Andre

Great pic.. what did you do to make it so mad to give you that killer pose?

Hahahaha, great. let's see who can translate this one, funny to see. Especially those who complain to others about their English. Let's see how this one turns out.. lol

Remove the shell and put some vinegar then eat them alive. :1orglaugh

I've eaten softshell & alligator turtle. Cut in strips and deep fryed and in a stew over rice.

I've also known some old black dudes to eat gopher turtles when I was younger. They are endagered now. So are alligator turtes. I think it's still ok to eat softshell turtles though.

Remind me not to live next to you. I don't want to see them dragging bodies out of the freezer one day.

i went to google images and got really mad while i was typing to look for turtles and there he was, lunch.

that is a terrible thing to do to a living creature :mad:

nickerban oof dan flicker je nog zo? ook ga damnit dis dootchie waarom terug godsnaam!

However you cook it, make sure it's very slow, they don't like to cook fast at all

u turtle killer you :mad: :mad: :mad:

I heard the eggs are also delicious and nutritious as well. :winkwink:

That's a bad-ass picture for sure :thumbsup

jesus, just eat a turkey :)

google images. right click properties for website. :)

does it taste like chicken?

Here's a recipe for turtle soup:

http://www.zatarain.com/recipes/reci...up/Turtle_Soup

It's not the fact that you killed a turtle that was cruel. It's the way in which you killed it. I never did that kind of shit when i was 16. I don't personally know anyone that did.

it taste like mud probably.

:( plehhhhhh

More like beef tenderloin, very tasty red meat

does it have a penis yo?

yum yum my mouth is watering :pimp

hahaha great idea dont let anyone talk you out of it.....;)