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pr0 11-22-2005 09:16 PM

Alright Canada, listen up.
 
You have a large asian population per capita. Your people travel between china & canada like its a field trip.

Could you maybe ground flights to see good ole grandma in china for a few months.

Just until this whole avian super flu threat is gone, i hate shitting & puking at the same time.

And on that note, SARS once again thanks chinese/canadian relations. WHICH IS FINE, just stop hanging out when you get super aids for a fucking minute!

Kevsh 11-22-2005 09:18 PM

I got a better plan, why not just stay out of Canada?

pr0 11-22-2005 09:18 PM

Don't get me wrong, i love canada from its people, to its history, its beer, its women, its arts, its nipple freezing temperatures, i love it all

lets just stop having the chinese flights coming in for a bit aight?

StickyGreen 11-22-2005 09:19 PM

dude, that avian flu isn't gonna do shit. calm down...

pr0 11-22-2005 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevsh
I got a better plan, why not just stay out of Canada?

because its fun, i fucking love it....i wanna visit this winter, but not with bird flu on the agenda

Spunky 11-22-2005 09:20 PM

Blame our government..growing up there was maybe a couple Chinese/East Indian kids in school..now it's maybe a couple white kids in a predominate Asian/East Indian school..I was quite shocked at the trend

pr0 11-22-2005 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StickyGreen
dude, that avian flu isn't gonna do shit. calm down...

yea they said that about every major pandemic

and they didn't even prepare for it

we spent a chunk of change for this fight....it'sa comin

pr0 11-22-2005 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
Blame our government..growing up there was maybe a couple Chinese/East Indian kids in school..now it's maybe a couple white kids in a predominate Asian/East Indian school..I was quite shocked at the trend

bringing people in is great

but why the fuck are they letting in masses of communists

Sly 11-22-2005 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevsh
I got a better plan, why not just stay out of Canada?

And what would that prevent?

pr0 11-22-2005 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
And what would that prevent?

45% of public urination

crowkid 11-22-2005 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0
because its fun, i fucking love it....i wanna visit this winter, but not with bird flu on the agenda



Canada...fun?

lol

Kevsh 11-22-2005 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
And what would that prevent?

pr0 getting sick

Crazyone 11-22-2005 10:23 PM

im from canada, and i live in major urban center some of the month "travel back and forth alot". DUring the sars thing i wasnt scared at all, if fact i didnt even really think about it, and bird flu, if i had a list of concerns for everyday when i go out, birdflu is behind removing pebbles from the tread grooves on my tires when its -30C outside.

Fucksakes 11-22-2005 10:29 PM

here in Ottawa I feel like a fucking imagrant, almost need to move somewhere else to feel white again.

MetroPornTour 11-22-2005 10:56 PM

I'm not certain how to handle this thread.

On one hand it's a slam on Canada... Since I fucked off because of the canadian bullshit experience I'm not going to defend it.

On the next hand it's kind of propoganda... You're odds of catching bird flu are less than having a 747 crash into your house. (Cook your food and don't screw chickens. Whats the problem?)

And lastly, I love Asian men... And from personal experience I can honestly say you do not get sars from a 30 asian man bukake. (But 1 hour after it you're horny again.)

NoWhErE 11-22-2005 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetroPornTour
I'm not certain how to handle this thread.

On one hand it's a slam on Canada... Since I fucked off because of the canadian bullshit experience I'm not going to defend it.

On the next hand it's kind of propoganda... You're odds of catching bird flu are less than having a 747 crash into your house. (Cook your food and don't screw chickens. Whats the problem?)

And lastly, I love Asian men... And from personal experience I can honestly say you do not get sars from a 30 asian man bukake. (But 1 hour after it you're horny again.)


Wow... you're a total skank...


I LOVE YOU! :thumbsup

BlackCrayon 11-22-2005 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes
here in Ottawa I feel like a fucking imagrant, almost need to move somewhere else to feel white again.

go to toronto and you won't feel that way so much anymore but yeah its getting bad and will only get worse as i read something about the government wanting to bring in more than ever to small towns and rural area as well. heh, wonder how that will go over.

DaddyHalbucks 11-22-2005 11:06 PM

The flu thing is scary.

SmokeyTheBear 11-22-2005 11:13 PM

more asians travel through u.s.a. than canada by a long shot..

We just have a higher % of asians compared to non-asians

i.e. if canada had 10 people and 1 was asian , that would make canada have 10% asians, if usa had 100 people and 9 of them were asians that would make 9% of americans asians , but theres still more asians in the usa right ...


besides that they have already found several cases of the bird flu in canada soits a moot point.

CybermedAndy 11-22-2005 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevsh
I got a better plan, why not just stay out of Canada?

Visit and check out our women, and you'll understand why he likes it here

:winkwink:

SilentKnight 11-22-2005 11:21 PM

Haven't you heard?

Avian bird flu is our latest approach to getting the borders opened up again to the cattle industry.

If we can't ship our beef south of the border, our southbound snowbirds plan to litter bird flu-infected used Kleenex tissues all up and down I-75 (and a few secondary highways) in protest.

We stay innoculated with large doses of Molsons.

Buy a Powerball ticket. You got better odds of hittin' the jackpot than catchin` the bird flu from a Canuck.

MetroPornTour 11-22-2005 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoWhErE
Wow... you're a total skank...


I LOVE YOU! :thumbsup

Thank you!
But on that note... I'm more than a skank. I'm a fucking shameless whore!

coolegg2 11-22-2005 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes
here in Ottawa I feel like a fucking imagrant, almost need to move somewhere else to feel white again.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon
go to toronto and you won't feel that way so much anymore but yeah its getting bad and will only get worse as i read something about the government wanting to bring in more than ever to small towns and rural area as well. heh, wonder how that will go over.

I guess that makes you two Canada's token racist drama-queens.

Fucksakes 11-22-2005 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coolegg2
I guess that makes you two Canada's token racist drama-queens.

nah im not racist at all, alot of ppl piss me off, never do i point the finger and say its because they are black, asian etc everyone is human and they all can be assholes.

but when I begin to feel like everyone is looking at me because im white, than I don't feel like I live in my own country anymore.. its not really that bad but threre are surely days when it feels that way.

Doctor Dre 11-22-2005 11:44 PM

Thoses chinese guys are brigning some good $ in ... nothing to complain about . Are you gonna stop rich black people to come in canada because they might bring aids ?

Doctor Dre 11-22-2005 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetroPornTour
I'm not certain how to handle this thread.

On one hand it's a slam on Canada... Since I fucked off because of the canadian bullshit experience I'm not going to defend it.

On the next hand it's kind of propoganda... You're odds of catching bird flu are less than having a 747 crash into your house. (Cook your food and don't screw chickens. Whats the problem?)

And lastly, I love Asian men... And from personal experience I can honestly say you do not get sars from a 30 asian man bukake. (But 1 hour after it you're horny again.)

this wins the award for the biggest skank on GFY... ever

Kevsh 11-22-2005 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngelDollarsAndy
Visit and check out our women, and you'll understand why he likes it here

:winkwink:

I'm from Canada, and yes we have hot women but the attitude of so many women in Toronto, at least, is a big turn-off. Don't even get me started ...

(Note to the Toronto women on the board: You are the the nicest, I wish all of the ladies here were!)

CDSmith 11-22-2005 11:47 PM

Fine, I promise..... no more flights to China for a while.

Japan, here I come....

rickholio 11-22-2005 11:57 PM

Want to avoid avian flu? Better watch out... death is coming from above.

Turns out, migratory birds (specifically, ducks) have managed to pick up strains of avian flu. Not necessarily the partially human-specific H5N1 strain, but still a form of avian influenza.

Still, it's pretty damn unlikely that it's going to get here. For this virus to cross over you basically have to eat/sleep/shit/live/fuck birds 24/7. Last I heard, the most contact we have with birds up here is either feeding them in parks or eating them with lemon pepper and a side of rice.

That suggestion about the powerball ticket is a good one. :thumbsup

BTW - You get that coding thing sorted out from the other day?

neverlearn 11-23-2005 12:46 AM

this thread is racist

MetaMan 11-23-2005 12:53 AM

holy fuck it is like a fucking swarm here, i thought that the locus problem ended? not when you have half of china showing up like it is a fucking pokemon episode.

i mean holy shit, you go to the north end of the city and trying to find one white person is like finding fcuking waldo. not that i like english pigs and french nostrils anyway.

i go into the casino and all i here is "YA YA" "YA YA", Canada is no longer Canada it is Chinada, i dont have problem with new people i have a problem when peoples fucking relatives do not even try to learn the native language and live off everyone else.

if you are going to respond to me FUCK YOU.

LOSERS.

chowda 11-23-2005 12:55 AM

if the flu wont, then the arabs will bomb you american infidels.


wait a second..

MetaMan 11-23-2005 12:55 AM

and to top it off i got sick from fucking eating bbq chicken from safeway a couple days ago.

FUGGERZ

FUCK YOU

L0stMind 11-23-2005 01:47 AM

metaman has anger issues :P

oh btw - whats pokemon gotta do with china?

i wanna visit china again, it rocks. altho, I prefer japan.

MetroPornTour 11-23-2005 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
holy fuck it is like a fucking swarm here, i thought that the locus problem ended? not when you have half of china showing up like it is a fucking pokemon episode.

i mean holy shit, you go to the north end of the city and trying to find one white person is like finding fcuking waldo. not that i like english pigs and french nostrils anyway.

i go into the casino and all i here is "YA YA" "YA YA", Canada is no longer Canada it is Chinada, i dont have problem with new people i have a problem when peoples fucking relatives do not even try to learn the native language and live off everyone else.

if you are going to respond to me FUCK YOU.

LOSERS.

Well on behalf of my NATIVE NORTH AMERICAN INDIAN ancestors....

Thank you white man for trying to learn our language and NOT living off our land.

Payback is a bitch!!!
Ya ya ya ya!!

LadyMischief 11-23-2005 06:28 AM

Not goign to make much of a difference for us or for you, Pro. Migratory birds are carrying the avion flu back and forth, and even if there was never another international flight, it's not going to change it coming to North America, unless of course you can keep every bird from migrating for the winter.

studiocritic 11-23-2005 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyMischief
Not goign to make much of a difference for us or for you, Pro. Migratory birds are carrying the avion flu back and forth, and even if there was never another international flight, it's not going to change it coming to North America, unless of course you can keep every bird from migrating for the winter.

im ignorant to the subject.. but can you give some examples of birds migrating from (inhabited) asia to (inhabited) north america?

NoCarrier 11-23-2005 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by studiocritic
im ignorant to the subject.. but can you give some examples of birds migrating from (inhabited) asia to (inhabited) north america?

The killer pandemic strain will come from another person (once it has mutated). Not from another bird. You don't have to worry about migration routes.

pr0 11-23-2005 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier
The killer pandemic strain will come from another person (once it has mutated). Not from another bird. You don't have to worry about migration routes.


i.e. a super carrier


to whomever called this thread racist, fuck off

LadyMischief 11-23-2005 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by studiocritic
im ignorant to the subject.. but can you give some examples of birds migrating from (inhabited) asia to (inhabited) north america?


It's already been on the news that it's going to be a factor.. and there are TONS of bird species that migrate back and forth.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/condi...ap/?eref=yahoo

There's one article.. There's many more where it's listed that migratory birds are a concern as carriers.

http://www.livescience.com/humanbiol...flu_birds.html
http://www.uga.edu/scwds/Avian%20Inf...et%20SCWDS.pdf
http://www.fao.org/ag/againfo/subjec..._HPAIrisk.html
http://english.people.com.cn/200510/...29_217622.html
http://www.fws.gov/migratorybirds/is...WBAvianFlu.htm

Need any more proof? The last site is the site of the U.S. Fish and Wildlife service, and they have a ton of links to more scientific studies that indicate that migratory wild birds will bring the bird flu to North America.

LadyMischief 11-23-2005 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier
The killer pandemic strain will come from another person (once it has mutated). Not from another bird. You don't have to worry about migration routes.


Yes you do, because you never know where the mutated version of the flu will come from.. .It could be from someone working with chickens in asia, but it could just as easily be someone in north america who has contact with wildfowl.

CDSmith 11-23-2005 08:28 AM

"The Stand" is coming. Arm yourselves.

Pr0, it's time to trot out your weapons cache for the good folks. :ak47:

LadyMischief 11-23-2005 08:28 AM

Direct quote from one of those sites...


Birds migrating south from China likely made contact with species in Bangladesh and Burma that were migrating west through southern India to Turkey, Van't Hof explains. This is how the virus reached Russia and Eastern Europe.

Birds from Europe are now flying south through Turkey. Soon, Africa will be exposed.

Next spring, when infected birds migrate to the Arctic to nest, they will mix with birds from North America, Van't Hof explained.

The virus is carried by waterfowl, which migrate long distances, increasingly the likelihood it will spread around the globe. How quickly it reaches North America will depend on how many infected birds mix with other fowl in nesting areas, and how close the nests are to each other. But eventually, it will spread.

"There is really no populated area of the world that will be immune," Van't Hof said.

Phoenix 11-23-2005 08:29 AM

if we get an outbreak of anything we will contain it.

weird as it sounds it is almost better stuff happens here...i can see it now..some kind of slight emergency down in the states...and eeryone would be rioting and burning down the hospitals

NoCarrier 11-23-2005 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyMischief
Yes you do, because you never know where the mutated version of the flu will come from.. .It could be from someone working with chickens in asia, but it could just as easily be someone in north america who has contact with wildfowl.

I'd bet on someone in China. They live and almost sleep with their chickens (And we are talking like billions of chickens and people). Very unlikely in Canada. The new pandemic strain will come from Asia.

NoCarrier 11-23-2005 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
if we get an outbreak of anything we will contain it.

It's if another SARS. Yes.

If it's another flu pandemic. No.

NoCarrier 11-23-2005 08:35 AM

Woohoo! But how many people are really infected in China? Thanks to their communist government, we will soon find out. But not from them.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051123/..._china_case_dc

BEIJING (Reuters) - China said on Wednesday it had confirmed a third human case of bird flu.

The Xinhua news agency, quoting the Health Ministry, said a 35-year-old woman farmer in Anhui province had developed fever and pneumonia-like symptoms on November 11 after contact with sick and dead poultry. She died on November 22.

Xinhua said tests by China's Center for Disease Control and Prevtion had proved positive for the deadly H5N1 strain of avian influenza.

H5N1 has killed 67 people in Asia since 2003, and both the
World Bank and Asian Development Bank have warned of the huge economic costs of a human pandemic should the virus mutate into a form that can spread easily among people.

For now, the virus is hard for humans to catch. But the case confirmed on Wednesday is China's second known fatality. A poultry worker from Anhui died of bird flu on November 10.

Another confirmed case, a nine-year-old boy, survived infection while his dead sister is a suspected case.

Some 50 million Chinese households raise poultry, mainly in backyards, yet the average number of birds raised is just 19, he said, citing a Chinese government survey.

pr0 11-23-2005 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
if we get an outbreak of anything we will contain it.

weird as it sounds it is almost better stuff happens here...i can see it now..some kind of slight emergency down in the states...and eeryone would be rioting and burning down the hospitals

maybe in major cities

not in suburbia, we all have enough weapons to several battles, even a war

& we have the perfect terrain for it too...still preserved civil war digouts

ajrocks 11-23-2005 08:35 AM

Thats a pretty uneducated concept you're tossing around. Are you going to ground the migrating birds that are really spreading the disease too? The US also has more Asians then Canada, and more flights too and from China.

pr0 11-23-2005 08:38 AM

I said per capita aj

I got a shotgun & a 1000 rounds of doveshot...lets line the coast ; )

dinner on me


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