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The learn the facts about Mr. T!

During the filming of Rocky 3, nobody told Mr. T that there was actually a movie being shot. Consequently, Mr. T beat down everyone who called him Clubber.

Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood

Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.

Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed

23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence

Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.

Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. A bird in the hand of Mr.T is a deadly weapon in 17 states.

Revolving doors were invented to keep Mr. T from kicking them in all the time.
Every time Mr. T pities the fool, a pornstar regains her virginity. Then proceeds to lose it to Mr. T.

Mr. T's hair style is actually a complex array of antennas that can triangulate the exact location of any fool in the universe. His gold chains can then transmit pity to those coordinates

The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.

Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.

Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.

Mr. T survived a roundhouse kick to the face from Chuck Norris. He was the first and only one to do so.

Before Mr. T, the alphabet only had 25 letters

Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him

There are now over 43 fools born every minute in order to keep up with the rate at which Mr. T pities them.

Originally the A-Team was named T-Team and consisted of Mr. T and six of his genetically engineered clones driving around in a van made of pure gold. Producers changed the format after every criminal known to man was killed in the pilot episode

Mr. T once took a crap at a party in New York City. Afraid of being killed if you flushed it, people left it alone. The poop sat in that toilet for nine months. That is how Puff Daddy was born.

When Mr. T cuts onions, it's the onions doing the crying

Mr. T took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang.

Mr. T doesn't obey the second law of thermodynamics. It obeys him

Mr. T once got into a fight with a ninja. He killed the ninja, but only after the ninja had cut off two of his fingers. Those fingers grew up to be Gary Coleman and Webster

When Dr. Bruce Banner gets angry, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets angry, he turns into Mr. T.

Mr. T was the original host of "Pimp My Ride". He was fired halfway through the first season after installing machine gun turrets and gold chain steering wheels on every vehicle.

Mr.T does not grow a mohawk on purpose. It's actually just his hair trying to give you the finger.

When the ordinary person pokes the Pillsbury Doughboy in the stomach, he giggles. When Mr. T does it, he explodes