hey all you porn slingers, I need to ask you important questions regarding my child
 

I rather ask here instead of at one of the thousands of forums built for parents

:1orglaugh

too funny

hello nofx

and Id rather hide behind this fake username, to take cheap shots at someone so I don't look like more than an ass than I already am.

No you should not post pictures of him or her on a public forum.
Bad Ju ju.

glad someone else realizes this

if I had a child, I would consult a doctor, friends, family, parent forums instead of a message board full of flithy smut peddlers. but hey, thats just me.

You made a point

Now, what's your problem with your kid?

what is your question, dear brotha?

"...and the clouds rained blood forever" thats my irc quit message, did you snag it from #gfy?

"hey guys, check out these pics of my 10 year old daughter... btw, whats a good place to send my ass-to-mouth traffic to?"

go fuck yourself