I just saw a Dachsund dog, try to fuck a lioness on tv...
 

there's a tv show called 'Maximum Exposure' that's an animal show on tv and they just showed a woman who owns a wildlife farm. She has her own lions and her dogs play with the lions. She had chihuahuas, pit bulls, and a dachsund playing with the lions and in one scene the fucking dachsund starts humping a lioness! The dog weighed maybe 20lbs and the lioness a good 200 +

I need a vacation after seeing that shit!

Also, they showed a cheetah chase down a deer. that fucking cheetah was so fast that the camera couldn't keep up with him.