customer was abducted by aliens
 

Posted this on another board but thought it was funny and wanted to post it here too... It's a little long but amusing

18:02:02 customer - hello
18:02:07 model - hi there
18:02:28 customer - Do you guys have rubber household gloves
18:02:42 model - nope
18:02:48 raph ok well not really what mean. I wanna talk avout a traumatic experience I had, is that ok
18:02:50 model - :D
18:03:03 model - it`s ok
18:03:07 model - we will listen
18:03:20 customer - I've been taken when I was 22
18:03:39 model - taken where?
18:03:46 customer - taken by Aliens
18:04:03 model - really?
18:04:14 customer - yes, and its helps to talk about
18:04:25 model - hmm
18:04:32 model - have u saw any specialist yet?
18:04:36 model - seen
18:04:46 model - and what was with the gloves?
18:05:02 customer - O just a fetish, I like rubber and latex
18:05:08 model - aha
18:05:20 customer - But could you ask me things about my abduction
18:05:38 model - and did u see them?
18:06:01 customer - Yes, very clear, there were 3 off them and they took me from my bed
18:06:34 model - hmmm
18:06:41 model - are u telling the truth?
18:06:51 customer - yes
18:07:01 model - my skin went chichen style
18:07:09 customer - : ( you..you dont believe me
18:07:28 model - i just told u that my hair lifted
18:07:38 model - and u say we dont believe u
18:07:41 model - hmmm
18:07:48 model - where did they take u?
18:08:08 customer - in a room, dont know if it was their ship or something else
18:09:13 model - and what did they tell u? were they talking?
18:09:33 customer - they talked in gurgeling sounds
18:09:59 model - so, u havent understand a thing
18:10:08 customer - no
18:10:09 model - and whjat did they do to u?
18:10:28 customer - well before I tell that, shall I tell what they looked like
18:10:48 model - like what?
18:11:17 customer - the aliens that took me, where green with scales, and a slime coating
18:11:45 customer - they were humanshaped, but had a fishlike head, and gills, also webbed hands, and 3 breasts
18:12:22 model - have u ever thought why did they chose u?
18:12:39 customer - I think yes
18:12:47 model - y?
18:12:48 customer - cause I was still a virgin.
18:13:00 model - and what did they do 2 u?
18:13:04 customer - they did sexual experiments
18:13:10 model - like what?
18:13:48 customer - well the first alien started coating my body in here slime, and I got arroussed, it was a chemical reaction
18:14:10 model - frightening
18:14:50 customer - then she came down to the floor and sniffed on my cock, staring at me
18:16:03 model - oh
18:16:09 model - and then??
18:16:42 customer - I was released, and the other 2 aliens came in, and held me against the wall,
18:17:13 customer - the first alien, had a jar, and she went down on her knees and started giving me a handjob
18:18:05 model - did u like it?
18:18:27 customer - well I was arroused by the slime, but very frightened,
18:19:52 customer - she went over to a blowjob, and that hurt a bit, but as soon as I came, she placed my cock in the jar, collecting my sperm
18:20:24 model - are u suspecting that they will use it?
18:20:50 customer - well since I was a virgin I guess yes.
18:21:35 model - let`s go in premium.
18:21:50 customer - the 3 aliens, gathered and smelled and tasted the sperm
18:21:57 customer - and they started howling
18:22:11 customer - then left me in the room, for a long time
18:22:39 model - how did u get home?
18:23:24 customer - well they drugged me again with the spray and I woke up next to my bed
18:23:43 model - aha
18:24:30 customer - but not before they extracted my sperm 2 more times, by actually fucking me
18:24:32 model - it's hard to live with that?
18:24:58 customer - well Its ok, but Im afraid it will happen again, but its been 3 years now
18:25:32 model - no, it won`t
18:25:45 customer - why do you think that
18:25:55 customer - cause Im not a virgin anymore?
18:26:25 model - yep, 4 sure
18:26:58 customer - yes but I still have nightmares,
18:27:12 customer - they raped me all 3 after they tested the jar with sperm
18:27:35 model - poor u
18:28:03 customer - I still have scars on my neck and shoulders, and ankles
18:29:01 customer - if you wanna ask more please do
18:30:24 customer - hello?
18:30:48 model - yes
18:30:58 customer - if you wanna ask more please do
18:31:11 model - nope, we got it
18:31:23 customer - well thanks for listening, I appreciate it
18:31:26 model - dont worry they wont come again
18:31:27 model - :P
18:31:40 model - no problem
18:31:52 customer - bye

''lets go in premium'' so it was a free show, would be more funny if he actually paid for that too :)

One too many reruns of "Communion" or "Fire in the Sky" sounds like...