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siccmade 11-18-2005 11:46 PM

Cures for toothache?
 
tried beer.... not working
tried liquor.... not working


next?

WarChild 11-18-2005 11:48 PM

Cocaine.

Mike Okitch 11-18-2005 11:52 PM

Got a great idea for you. Something never tried in history but somehow, please don't ask me why, I'm certain that it will work.

So what is that far fetched idea you ask? Open the yellow pages book, you will see different topics listed in alphabetical order. Get to the letter "D" and search for "Dentists". Call any number and someone will give you more details.

3M TA3 11-18-2005 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch
Got a great idea for you. Something never tried in history but somehow, please don't ask me why, I'm certain that it will work.

So what is that far fetched idea you ask? Open the yellow pages book, you will see different topics listed in alphabetical order. Get to the letter "D" and search for "Dentists". Call any number and someone will give you more details.

sssshhhhh, i like to watch people squirm

mrthumbs 11-18-2005 11:59 PM

Dentist is the only way out.

I hate dentists and i always try to sit a tootache out hoping it goes away: it doesnt.

To be more exact: the roots and nerves die eventually (= the pain goed away)
but this process can take anywhere between 3-8 weeks. Until then nonstop pain.

Besides you risk an infection and then shit hits the fan.. DENTIST!!

jollyperv 11-19-2005 12:01 AM

Don't waste your money on ambesol, that's for sure...deadens the pain for all of 2 minutes.

spacedog 11-19-2005 12:14 AM

100% guaranteed to work.

Clove oil - numbs it up, you wont feel a thing.
You can find it at a witches herb store.

JD 11-19-2005 12:18 AM

a kick in the nuts seems to do the trick

Mike Okitch 11-19-2005 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR
a kick in the nuts seems to do the trick

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BigCashCrew 11-19-2005 12:26 AM

Vicodin?

Kassidy 11-19-2005 12:36 AM

Spend the money and see a dentist. If you have an abscess you're going to need a round of antibiotics before they can even work on it. Dentists can prescribe the good drugs too, while you get rid of the infection. If you leave it alone you can get blood poisoning and die. Sounds far-fetched but think about how close your tooth is to your brain....

Damian_Maxcash 11-19-2005 12:38 AM

Go to the dentist - but as a temp measure dissolve an aspirin on the toothe

It tastes vile but works

mikesinner 11-19-2005 01:57 AM

Try to clean out the cavity it will help but is only temporary. Use lots of mouth wash 5 times a day. You need to brush your teeth, even though it hurts. Use the toothpaste as mouthwash as well.

siccmade 11-19-2005 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs
Dentist is the only way out.

I hate dentists and i always try to sit a tootache out hoping it goes away: it doesnt.

To be more exact: the roots and nerves die eventually (= the pain goed away)
but this process can take anywhere between 3-8 weeks. Until then nonstop pain.

Besides you risk an infection and then shit hits the fan.. DENTIST!!

I know that's the truth. My last toothache lasted about a month. That shit sucked.

siccmade 11-19-2005 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesinner
Try to clean out the cavity it will help but is only temporary. Use lots of mouth wash 5 times a day. You need to brush your teeth, even though it hurts. Use the toothpaste as mouthwash as well.


yea brushing my teeth helps a little. right now it's infected though. spot all sticking out of my gums.

Spudstr 11-19-2005 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by siccmade
yea brushing my teeth helps a little. right now it's infected though. spot all sticking out of my gums.

got a needle? pop it ;-)

mikesinner 11-19-2005 02:14 AM

just use mouthwash. Up to a half hour at a time if you nned to. you might try some whitening strips as well. The peroxide might kill some of the pain

Th!nk 11-19-2005 09:03 AM

don't waste your time anymore...go out and see a dentist!
that would definitely help you out!

spacemonk 11-19-2005 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by damian2001
Go to the dentist - but as a temp measure dissolve an aspirin on the toothe

It tastes vile but works

And fucks up your tooth even further.. this is a nono

ronbotx 11-19-2005 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacedog
100% guaranteed to work.

Clove oil - numbs it up, you wont feel a thing.
You can find it at a witches herb store.

That is actaully correct. Check out the movie "Marathon Man" for an example.... Might be able to find it in a supermarket in the dental section.

Actually warm salty water does help to some degree

Screaming 11-19-2005 09:39 AM

Try smoking some buds.

spacemonk 11-19-2005 09:39 AM

Best thing you can really do if you have an abscess, which seems to be the case, and cant go see a dentist soon is:

Rinse the abscessed tooth often with warm water with a teaspoon of salt per cup.

Take strong analgetics / anti-inflamatory meds (ibuprofen for example) although these rarely do much good in this condition, don't even bother with aspirin.

Take sedatives to put you to sleep, although you will be waken up by pain once the analgetics wore off most likely but you will get some rest which will make coping with pain a bit easier.

See a dentist asap!

I know how fucked up teeth can be. I was at times in so much pain I ran around my house in circles because I just couldnt stand it. :(

Thicky Dix 11-19-2005 10:19 AM

seriously if you have an infection in your tooth and it gets bigger you could die or get really sick if it gets to your brain. Call the dentist and tell him you have an infection. In most cases they won't work on it until the infection is gone. I had an infection in my tooth. All the mouthwash and toothpaste in the world won't get rid of the infection. you need antibiotocs. Good luck.

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Originally Posted by siccmade
yea brushing my teeth helps a little. right now it's infected though. spot all sticking out of my gums.


Kassidy 11-19-2005 11:04 AM

If you can't get in to see your dentist until Monday, go to a walk-in medical clinic. They can't fix it fr you but they can give you some pain meds to cope and start you on antibiotics so you can get it fixed faster.

Scott McD 11-19-2005 11:38 AM

I've had toothache the last few days. Always seems worse at night, and i hardly get a sleep.

Been taking painkillers to try and help it, rather than go to the dentist. I will eventually need to go though, once i build up the courage... :(

SilentKnight 11-19-2005 11:40 AM

The only combination I found that worked was rinsing with salt water and loading up on echinacea (3 capsules - 3 times a day). The echinacea is a natural antibiotic and helps kill off infection.

Usually when I felt the first twinge of a toothache comin' on, I'd start loadin' up on the echinacea for a day or two - and it'd prevent a full-blown infection/toothache.

But do see a dentist. If you let infection go on too long, it gets in to your bloodstream and knocks hell outta your whole body. Been there/done that :Oh crap

siccmade 11-19-2005 12:30 PM

It's feeling a little better today, still swollen a bit though

I think I'm gonna try popping it later tonight

Shit sucks...

sickkittens 11-19-2005 12:32 PM

Can't you put something on your wrist to help it? Always heard abotu that, never tried it.

InGayPorn 11-19-2005 12:56 PM

Depending on how bad the pain is, strong doses of Advil will knock it back some. I had one of these about a month ago. Advil wouldn't touch it. Fortunately a neighbor had a stash of Vicodin, and that killed the pain until I could get into the Dentist.

Get into the Dentist ASAP. I know a guy that ended up with brain damage, because he put it off too long. If the Dentist you call can't see you on Monday, keep calling others until you find one that can get you in. Over the weekend you can probably go to a minor emergency clinic to get pain killers and antibiotics. I was able to do that once.

Geeezer 11-19-2005 12:57 PM

A Smack in the mouth might work

Robatolla 11-19-2005 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacedog
100% guaranteed to work.

Clove oil - numbs it up, you wont feel a thing.
You can find it at a witches herb store.

you can also buy whole clove at the grocery store.put a pice in your cheek on the affected gum area and leave it there for awhile it should help.

Robatolla 11-19-2005 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by InGayPorn
Depending on how bad the pain is, strong doses of Advil will knock it back some. I had one of these about a month ago. Advil wouldn't touch it. Fortunately a neighbor had a stash of Vicodin, and that killed the pain until I could get into the Dentist.

Get into the Dentist ASAP. I know a guy that ended up with brain damage, because he put it off too long. If the Dentist you call can't see you on Monday, keep calling others until you find one that can get you in. Over the weekend you can probably go to a minor emergency clinic to get pain killers and antibiotics. I was able to do that once.

doood if that is an absess,you wait to long it might kill you.Infection can go to the brain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Robatolla 11-19-2005 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by siccmade
It's feeling a little better today, still swollen a bit though

I think I'm gonna try popping it later tonight

Shit sucks...

doood if that is an absess,you wait to long it might kill you.Infection can go to the brain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Robatolla 11-19-2005 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Robatolla
doood if that is an absess,you wait to long it might kill you.Infection can go to the brain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

popping it could be disastrous tooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SmokeyTheBear 11-19-2005 01:21 PM

Loads of ambesol..... if that dont work , nothing will , and i dont mean a little , i mean gloss up your whole fuckin hand and shove it in there.

Another trick is , not just any liquor works , some things work better than others. BRANDy is the best.

siccmade 11-19-2005 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robatolla
popping it could be disastrous tooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have been taking some penicillin I found. That should keep the infection from spreading and killing my ass, hopefully.

The whole side of my face is swollen :disgust

SmokeyTheBear 11-19-2005 01:24 PM

The second best cure if you have tried everything else is , try slamming your hand in a car door.. your hand will hurt so much you will forget about the pain in your tooth.

SmokeyTheBear 11-19-2005 01:25 PM

If your a non-smoker , try puffing on a smoke , but dont inhale it , just let the smoke swirl around ( or a cigar is even better ) , wont work very well if you smoke though

Th!nk 11-19-2005 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Screaming
Try smoking some buds.

..does this works? :(

blazi 11-19-2005 01:33 PM

smoke some cheeba!!!

:)

siccmade 11-19-2005 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Th!nk
..does this works? :(

A little bit :thumbsup

pornguy 11-19-2005 02:39 PM

Believe it or not, But try rinsing your mouth with listeriene. Not sure if I spelled that right, but you get the idea.

Spunky 11-19-2005 02:41 PM

Root canal or have the dentist yard it out

adultchica 11-19-2005 02:42 PM

Extra strength anbesol until you can get to the dentist

Fizzgig 11-19-2005 02:44 PM

Remember the way Tom Hanks took care of his toothache in castaway? :(

mikesinner 11-19-2005 02:45 PM

Quote:

The second best cure if you have tried everything else is , try slamming your hand in a car door.. your hand will hurt so much you will forget about the pain in your tooth.
LOL that is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time

InGayPorn 11-19-2005 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robatolla
doood if that is an absess,you wait to long it might kill you.Infection can go to the brain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The guy I saw this happen to didn't die. Apparently the caught it in time to save his life...but the damage from the infection getting into his brain turned him into a vegetable.

Keev 11-19-2005 03:37 PM

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siccmade 11-19-2005 05:59 PM


I brush my teeth 2-3 times a day

It's more than some people...

I think my bad teeth are hereditary. Is that possible?

TetsuoIronMan 11-19-2005 07:54 PM

Yes it probably is. I have pretty bad teeth myself but have avoided any infections so far by always going to the DENTIST in time. :winkwink:


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