Steak and Blowjob Day!
 

March 20th is now officially Steak and Blowjob Day! Simple, effective and self-explanatory. This holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town. The name of the holiday explains it all. Just a steak and a blowjob. That's it.

Finally, this twin pair of Valentines Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

- Thanks!

About time we got a good holiday. :)

Fuck, looks like I have to wait a year to partake.. no women this time around... sigh

So only blowjobs on that day? Kinda like heart candy on Valentines day...


For some reason to me that just totally sucks...

But maybe its just me...

Im a vegitarian...but Im glad my girlfriend still likes to eat meat.

Yeah Hoax, when do the girls get the "Eat Carpet Day?"

Who said it had to be YOUR woman?

ROFL

zzzzzz

sounds like a good holiday

Hmmmmmmmm...muff diving day...hmmmm...maybe a candy and cunniligus day...I'm down...