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I really must kill time somehow, hence this post.
My girlie is @ work and she made me clean the house while she was gone.. with nasty threats. I don't wanna. I have 2 hours time, but my motivation is 0. I hate springcleaning. I wonder if I can buy some handy-dandy robot to do this? ..or teach my dog.

Don't bother replying or even reading this.. I just felt like posting. :zzwhip

Replace your gf

Not much chances, have you seen my pic?

Is this the Lahti summit?

here's one :D http://personal.atl.bellsouth.net/mi...facon/vici.gif

You mean this?
Btw, do you think Teengodfather is paying or getting paid for that phone sex call??

Guesses??



http://koti.welho.com/jpivo/me.jpg

Phone sex? he's talking to his mom..

So grow up and DO it! My old man cleans all the time and does ALL the cooking! I don't hear him complaining. And he gets perks from *me* for great dinners.

Try it, you might like it... see if you get any gold stars for a good job!:winkwink:

Ah.. I'm caught, in the phonesex biz I'm also known as
'Gertrude the nasty east-german dominatrix'
:zzwhip

I have cleaned before, it's not like this is my first time :)
I just dislike it.

I dislike the laundromat and doing dishes... (currently doing them in the tub while we redo the kitchen no less) lmao

But since he does his share I do what I can stand to do. I really HATE cooking and the sweeper. I should be doing it all since he did it while I was in college in the mid 90's... while he was teaching himself html etc.

So Punk, ya feel lucky? :winkwink: Just knuckle down and be happy you have a working kitchen sink! lmao Kills the knees using the tub!

Date an Asian girl cause they still strongly believe it is their job to do all the house work, cooking & cleaning.
Provided you make enough $$$ that she doesn't need to work.
To your situation........
:( :zzwhip

OMG what show is that from??? I haven't seen that robotgirl since I was a kid ~ seriously what is it from?

Tgf ............You are Gertrude or Gertie is I lovingly called you...............................

My ears have started to bleed and I feel a need to scrub my skin raw...........with terpentine

:Oh crap

Don't mention it. My pleasure.

If you pay the bills, don't lift a finger....if she pays her part of the bills, you better get to work....lol

Small Wonder :thumbsup

I had the same reaction... I know I saw it but can't think of which show... if I had to guess I would say Silver Spoons :)

Just don't let her start watching Oprah.

Luckily we don't have Oprah here in Finland. :)
When I was in Canada and US I got so fed up with Oprah's and Ricky Lakes and other crap. Stupid shows. Unfortunately we just got Jerry Springer here too.. :(

Is the GF back yet and has there been any clean up yet?


:helpme

Heheh.. No, I haven't cleaned up.
GF will be home in 15 minutes or so.
I was thinking of going to the nearby pub with some friends before she arrives. :)

Leave before the trap door closes................

Then phone from the pub when you are loaded and ask her to pick you up.......heheheheheh

that always works ...........oooohh shit that just makes it worse....

I am out of iddddddddddddlsa'LASLD';alfm'MC';MLC


(MELTDOWN)

If I don't post for a few days my GF has bashed my comp. :)