GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum - Goats are Out, Hampsters are In

can the goat do this ?

Quote:

Question: What if I don't fit with REALHAMSTER's sex parts?

REALHAMSTER's oral, vaginal and anal cavities are independently adjustable to snugly accommodate any willy up to 7" in length and 5½" in circumference without the need for duct tape. REALHAMSTER's passages are computer controlled and hydraulically adjusted 50 times a second to maintain a lifelife feel for any willy for which the REALHAMSTER is calibrated. The willy profile is securely encrypted and stored on a robust MEPROM.

REALHAMSTER's adjustment procedure is easy:

1.Erase the MEPROM
2. Place the REALHAMSTER in a microwave, set the power to maximum and the cooking time to one minute. Allow to cool for two minutes afterwards.
3. Choose an orifice and lubricate with vaseline, wet-set jelly, graphite or Celtic Misht, the ultimate personal lubricant.
4.Penetrate the REALHAMSTER as you would normally.
With both hands, squeeze the REALHAMSTER tightly until the feel is just right.
5. While maintaining the hand pressure, thrust with an in and out motion for at least 30 seconds.

Repeat steps 2-5 for the other orifices.