My nuts are on fire..
 

Put a little Rub A535 on my neck and shoulders (stiff from golfing) guess i didn't wash my hands good enough and touched my nuts..

To be honest.. Feels kinda good..

I pulled my groin and put Icy Hot on my inner thigh being very careful not to get any on my balls. Well my dumb ass didnt plan on that when I stand up my sack is gonna hang down and rub up against my leg where I put the Icy Hot. Needless to say I ran screaming for the shower and jumped in with my clothes on. It didnt stop burning until I washed it 2 times with soap. After I rinsed it off I was hollaring it still hurts, my wife was like wash it you dumb ass, hahahaha.

lol, icy hot your balls. Good one

I once put Tiger Balm on my cock. No specific reason. Just wanted to try.