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pimpshost 03-18-2002 08:01 PM

Bust a Rhyme!
 
This girl was a slut,
So I put it in her butt!

Your turn!

SykkBoy 03-18-2002 08:29 PM

I dunno muthafuckas, but I been Told
That pimpshost is a chaod
yo word to yo mutha

Butt Horn 03-18-2002 08:41 PM

I dont know but i been told
pimpshost is jackoff



does that rhyme?



Sykk CHAOD is spelled CHOAD


hahahahah

pimpshost 03-18-2002 08:50 PM

Hey Yo stop, collaborate and listen,
PimpsHost is back with a brand new rendition,
Bull Horn grabs a hold of me tightly,
blowing me off, daily and nightly.

Will it ever stop, Yo I don't know.
Turn on the lights, he's my ho!

To the extreme I rock the mike like a vandal,
light up the stage and wax Butt Horn the chump a candle!

Ding Ding Ding...Ding Da Ding Ding!


http://www.vanillaice.com/downloads/images/ice0163.jpg

kmanrox 03-18-2002 08:56 PM

i turned your mother over
got her from the back
her snatch was sorry
so the bitch got slapt


=-P

check yoself nugga!

SykkBoy 03-18-2002 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Butt Horn
I dont know but i been told
pimpshost is jackoff



does that rhyme?



Sykk CHAOD is spelled CHOAD


hahahahah

CHAOD is the street spelling...kinda like biyatch..CHAAAOOODDD! that kinda thing


Alright Listen up bitches,
Gotta rhyme that'll leave you in stitches
This thread is lamer than yo momma
'Scuse me while pimpshost fingerfucks Aunt Jamima

Pipecrew 03-18-2002 09:45 PM

I dont know but i've been told
buy a server from pimphost
and its most likely old
send him your money
and you wont get shit
but one thing pimphost gets
is a money for another 'TRIP'

pimpshost 03-18-2002 10:05 PM

Dont forget to ask Pipe Crew about Negative Cash Flow!

\iii/

Butt Horn 03-18-2002 10:06 PM

good one pipecrew

http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ub...c;f=1;t=011352

Is this pimpshost they are talking about here?

running from lawsuits?

pimpshost fill us in

SleazyDream 03-18-2002 10:07 PM

I would if I could but I can't so I won't

pimpshost 03-18-2002 10:12 PM

Funny, thanks for the post.

Kinghost is back online and is still my customer and Dutchy is my customer again too. I actually helped Dutchy when his company got shut down at the same facility. And for both of us, it was not our fault that we got shut down. We where victims of SPAM and Warez B.S.

So during that time, people slung a lot of B.S. and that's about it. Everything is online and everyones happy. If there was really something wrong with our company, at least one person, would speak up and say something. Right?

So since December, things have been golden and we are showing no signs of solwing down. I always find it funny that people try to knock you down when they think you are doing better then they are.

Pipecrew 03-18-2002 10:36 PM

I run from lawsuits
cause I cant pay my bills
I scam newbie webmasters
and give others the chills

I lost my connection to the net
all cause of blackjack and other bets
I scam people for 1 year deals
and post on all these boards
just to get the odd meal

I work 40 hours a week scamming
on the weekends iam jamming
overloading my servers with newbies
who dont know any better
someday I will be in jail
intill then I just get Lawyers letters.

-=HOAX=- 03-18-2002 10:49 PM

Listen up! This is HOAXR the haxxor,
I'll frizzle fry yer muthafuckin maxtor,

My rhymes are overclocked,
and you'll be so fucking shocked,
when I bust root on your box,
and then home phone ya,
just to let ya know who owned ya.

the command line commando,
the terabyte terrorist,
your feeble defenses are like white picket fences,
I chop down with my simplest hacks,
my binary axe.

So sit back pray and HOPE,
you can even download my new tracks.

cuz

they

just

so

MUTHAFUCKIN DOPE!


(Disclaimer: I don't know shit...Nor do I possess even close to any onf the skills represented here or elsewhere.)

pimpshost 03-18-2002 10:56 PM

http://www.vanillaice.com/downloads/...ia/icebaby.ram

I just love you PipeCrew, you cant rhyme but you get an "A" for effort!

Pipecrew 03-18-2002 11:07 PM

Normal Hosts dont have to come here and try and kiss our ass for business... All the good ones sit in there office and do nothing because they have business, because they havent screwed anyone! not once, not twice, not five times like you!

Candid 4 Life

kmanrox 03-18-2002 11:13 PM

hey pipe, you're with candid? they still have customers, everyone I know over there have been asking mike@webair for quotes to get out =-)

pimpshost 03-18-2002 11:32 PM

Thats great, but I am not your normal host, also I am not on here kissing peoples asses. I started out as a webmaster 5 years ago, then took a job as Director for an Adult Hosting and E-Commerce Company, then started my own company which is doing better than I ever could have asked for.

I actually enjoy what I do and I find it fun to come on the boards and screw around. There is serious business to talk about, but like everyone on here, I like to have some fun too. Thank god we work in an industry where you dont have to be uptight 24/7.

So if you want to try and trash me by saying I screwed people over, then find something to base it on. Everyone knows we had a problem in November for a couple days, but that is not bad for 3 and 1/2 years in business. On this board, only one customer has had anything bad to say, and they appear to be happy now. I have seen more than a few posts where people have good things to say.

So PipeCrew, if you want to raise hell and point fingers, go ahead, but I can tell you, all I have done for the past 5 years is work my ass off to get to where I am at and you posting shit, not having been a customer of mine, does not really mean much to anyone.

Quote:

Hosts dont have to come here and try and kiss our ass for business
I'm sorry, will you be my friend?

^R3K^ 03-18-2002 11:51 PM

That shit didnt Ryme rhyme. dumb ass

Quote:

Originally posted by pimpshost
Thats great, but I am not your normal host, also I am not on here kissing peoples asses. I started out as a webmaster 5 years ago, then took a job as Director for an Adult Hosting and E-Commerce Company, then started my own company which is doing better than I ever could have asked for.

I actually enjoy what I do and I find it fun to come on the boards and screw around. There is serious business to talk about, but like everyone on here, I like to have some fun too. Thank god we work in an industry where you dont have to be uptight 24/7.

So if you want to try and trash me by saying I screwed people over, then find something to base it on. Everyone knows we had a problem in November for a couple days, but that is not bad for 3 and 1/2 years in business. On this board, only one customer has had anything bad to say, and they appear to be happy now. I have seen more than a few posts where people have good things to say.

So PipeCrew, if you want to raise hell and point fingers, go ahead, but I can tell you, all I have done for the past 5 years is work my ass off to get to where I am at and you posting shit, not having been a customer of mine, does not really mean much to anyone.



I'm sorry, will you be my friend?


Bigdogg 03-19-2002 12:21 AM

fo shizel my nizel

orco 03-19-2002 03:01 AM

http://www.mp3.com/stroganoff

phogirl69 03-19-2002 05:51 AM

Roses are red , violets are blue
I'm to sexy for all of you

Bigdogg 03-19-2002 09:33 AM

I got a big weed stash
pocket full of cash
just saw a big ol ASS


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