I wouldnt go to the PLAYBOY party.
 

I wouldnt go if someone paid me to.

Who here has the brownest nose?

You fuckin clown
http://www.mattdowell.com/gay_clowns.jpg

I wouldn't go either.



Ok i'm only saying that because i can't go... :(

At least my nose is WHITE.

:)

"i wanna go to the party- ahh please let me have a ticket - please - ive nothing better doing in my life I need to go to a playboy party - please - i need a ticket please let me win one - please - I need to go and see some tits - cos im a wanker and i cant get any - and even when i do they arent playboy girls and playboy girls are lovely and i need to see them and i need a ticket and please please my penis is all hard and my bellend is sore and i love playboy cos i love hugh and i need some ladies and i need to see some girls and ive got spots and i need some women in my life cos i cant get any and the party is the cool place to be

the party is cool and i want to be cool too please can i go i wont tell anyone and i want to be with the in crowd.

please dont leave me out im a big webmaster and im good an i know the porn side of things and i have a brown nose and i want to see the playboy people cos they are BIG AND BETTER THAN ME, please let me go - please sir - please can i have a ticket and i wont be naughty again.

I KNEW you wanted to go. :thumbsup

please let me go cos i can post pictures on gfy and i did it already and my nostrils are full of shit from snorting sphincta and i want to snort some more turds. im so lonely and i need to be seen at the party and maybe one day people will see me for the hero that i really am and not just a brown nosed twat.

please send me a ticket so a can be at the shitty party and look at all the ladies with my little camera on my shoulder and my little red belltip waiting to be touched by me when i get back to the hotel.

Id love to go - yeah right - id sooner stuff my arse with kindling and set fire to it.

:thumbsup

I would not go either. But that is because my wife wont let me go.

I have to baby sit that night.

Fuckin playboy party - what a load of fucking wank LOL

pleeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaseeeee can I go?

The MAN whos at the party - is OWNED.

And you know it.

I guess the guy saw some REAL BOOBS.

get it?

Pissin my sides - please let me go - PLEEEEEEEEAAAASEEEEEE

let me get the match :1orglaugh