Sucking cock VS. Taking it in the ASS... if you HAD to...
 

If you had to choose ONE or the OTHER, I mean HAD NO CHOICE - which one would you choose?

SUCK COCK

TAKE a COCK in the STINKY TUNNEL

which one?

EDIT: should have made this a POLE - this thread is gunna get HUGEEEEE

yeah, which one would YOU pick?

I usually let him choose.

Probably the poop chute... I have diareah most of the time anyways, which makes for easy entry - plus the xtra looooooooooob :2 cents: :1orglaugh

And both really isnt an option? :(

No, those are the only options... choose

death :2 cents:

Not an option

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BTW, this is a POLE - taking notes on responses for further study (It a school project) :2 cents:

Well.. after giving it some though i know one thing:

It sure would be a bad thing if these were your only two options!!!

Ok.. after making some quick notes and calculations in excel:

What do i get in return?

I would.......... oh never mind

I think you all know my answer

I would suck that cock like there was GOLD inside.

You fucking rock!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Best response yet (unless you had substituted GOLD with PLATINUM) :Oh crap

i'd go for the sucking cock part, i watch OZ, bite that mother fucker right off and spit it into his face!

No offense, but that is the difference between those that WATCH TV and those that know what REALLY happens in the world

I'd take it in the ass. I like my woman to play with my ass... so I could get used to that. But gagging on a fetid old cock and getting cum on your face or mouth - ugh no getting over that.

But aids and bunghole herpes/warts are ok?

Fuck this... Harmon,

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...on2/Thread.jpg

I just make em, I don't write em :1orglaugh

Good call... :pimp

I'd take it up the ass. Reason being is because there might just be that 1% freak chance that it really does feel good and I'll like it. There is no chance I would like sucking dick. :2 cents:

fuck that, how about this: if you were stuck on a Desert Island with Miss Jane from 'the Beverly Hillbilly's' and Beaver from 'Leave it to Beaver' which one would ya fuck?

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BEAVEEEEER

Harmon
 

Hey HArmon , these thoughts must come from somewhere ...or your really bored :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh




http://www.allrealitymovies.com/harmon.jpg

This is a fargon trick question!!!!

why half ass it, i'll take both, and i'll raise you a fisting...

Do I get a reach around?

I'm bi and I prefer to suck. It's too painful up the ass, but it can be enjoyable if it's a Dominatrix with a strapon :)

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Looks like a freudian slip, you did it twice too. Or you are just retarded and don't know how to spell "Poll" :1orglaugh

That brings up another question:
If you get raped by a guy and you enjoy it, does that make you gay?

It was done purposely :1orglaugh

very stark choice

you cant be older then 14...

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hahaha I almost spit out my coffee. You rock. ;)

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

let me think about that for a good amount of time.



uhhhh...yes. :2 cents:

Being straight much be such hard work.

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Personally Sarah, I find it pretty effortless :1orglaugh

Suck the cock.

Seriously.

If the situation was that dire, I'd drop to my knees, take that prick in my mouth and bite the fucker off. There'd be no more "ass or mouth" questions after that.

Good. I am always happy to hear when somebody is secure with their sexuality.

I just meant that I can't be bothered with sitting around all day worrying what might happen if one day somebody's body parts touched mine.

Nice pics :thumbsup Post some more please

i agree
 

I agree with him!