i just got the best spam ever lol
 

Hello!
My name is Erectile Dysfunction.
I have a lot of friends such us: bad sex, awful mood, dissatisfied wife, short erections and spoiled condoms.
But I do have one enemy hahaha8211; its name is Soft Cialis Tabs.
When they appear, I disappear.
With our Soft Cialis Tabs you can have sex:

Anytime.
Anywhere.
With anyone you want.
As long as you want.
As often as you want.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That isnt bad at all. Atleast it was creative.

if all spam would be that funny I would welcome them in my mail

lol yeah no shit :1orglaugh

At least they've been trying to make it a bit catchy. :)

That's quite the claim! So like, I could have sex with Condoleeza Rice on the lap of the Lincoln Memorial at high noon on a saturday?

now that's creative, better than the crap I get

the best one i got was

"please reply to this email if you are interested in selling your organs" lol

thats creative

good touch

Yes. They don't claim it has to be consensual. So it's up to you to abduct her.

hahaha :1orglaugh

it still would'nt get me to buy anything but they were creative indeed this time

Very creative spam.

Show me please where I can sign up :1orglaugh