Where does Dick Cheese come from? (vid)
 

No really, wtf is that shit?

Warning - It's pretty gross. :helpme

http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/dickcheese_3304.html

smeg·ma (smhahaha277;g'mhahaha601;)
n.
A sebaceous secretion, especially the whitish cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce of the penis or around the clitoris.