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sonofsam 11-11-2005 04:45 AM

Now i remember why i don't like going out much, unless its to a movie with my gf etc.
 
was bored so decided to go for a drive and grab a bite to eat with a friend....

driving around i almost got smoked more then 2 times by idiots who can't stay in their own lane while talking on their cell phones...

drive around then hit a road block, then i go a bit further and see like 10 cop cars, 4 ambulances and a firetruck... we pull over... (because we're nosey and wanna see what happened)... there is a guy lying on the road dying with ambulance people giving him CPR.. there is already another guy dead, because some idiot was flying down the street infront of the club and smoked 2 people and then TOOK OFF... the guys girlfriend who died is crying on the sidewalk, and the other guy had his head smashed and was dying/critical condition...

if you fucking hit someone, it takes a real bitch to flee the scene like that...

anyways we finally find a place to eat, and its full of fucking cocky ass barstars who think they are all the next UFC champions puffing out their chests and staring eachother down...

what is there to be cocky for? you're in a fucking restaurant.. eat your fucking food and stfu... jesus christ

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Nylz 11-11-2005 05:20 AM

http://www.akg.cwc.net/ispy.7.jpg

beemk 11-11-2005 06:24 AM

are you done crying yet?

bringer 11-11-2005 06:26 AM

carry around a flamethrower. people will be extra nice when they see you coming

woj 11-11-2005 06:27 AM

this thread is useless without pics...

Nylz 11-11-2005 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj
this thread is useless without pics...

http://www.hort.purdue.edu/ext/senio...rge/walnut.jpg

bringer 11-11-2005 06:30 AM

http://www.starterupsteve.com/gfy/bang.gif

~Ray 11-11-2005 06:32 AM

start wearing a big sharp knife around your neck. They'll stop staring when you pull it out and lick the blade.

Nylz 11-11-2005 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex
start wearing a big sharp knife around your neck. They'll stop staring when you pull it out and lick the blade.

or laugh at you when you lick the wrong side of the blade

Antonio 11-11-2005 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex
start wearing a big sharp knife around your neck. They'll stop staring when you pull it out and lick the blade.

always wear a dead frog around your neck when going out, nobody will touch you

~Ray 11-11-2005 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio
always wear a dead frog around your neck when going out, nobody will touch you

or you could stick it on your back to make people think you're a dork... then they will shun you. :)

Antonio 11-11-2005 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex
or you could stick it on your back to make people think you're a dork... then they will shun you. :)

I usually drag badly decomposed mutt behind me, never had any problems

sonofsam 11-11-2005 06:55 AM

i never had a problem with anyone staring at me, we were in the corner of the restaurant.. i was just watching people staring at anyone would would come in.. or tables of drunk idiots being too loud and other people getting pissed off then arguing etc etc...

and no beemk, i'm not done crying yet... i have about 8 more "little house on the prairie" episodes to watch and still have to read chicken noodle soup for the soul

kaori 11-11-2005 07:27 AM

yup.. people are idiots....
I don't know if it's always been this way, or if it's the current culture :(

EroticySteve 11-11-2005 07:40 AM

This calls for a cartoon.

gornyhuy 11-11-2005 07:49 AM

You need to go someplace else... sounds like a bitter stressed out shit town full of arrogant pricks.

sonofsam 11-11-2005 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy
You need to go someplace else... sounds like a bitter stressed out shit town full of arrogant pricks.

yah, called Vancouver...


shame its such a nice place.... (without the people)

Trixxxia 11-11-2005 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EroticySteve
This calls for a cartoon.

I second that motion!!!! The big puffy chested guys scanning eachother out should be a good one.

RIP to the guys that lost their life. I never understood why you'd flee a scene - eventually they'll catch up to you, if they don't karma will!

Furious_Female 11-11-2005 08:32 AM

Yeah sam, sounds familiar... nappy and I went out the other day and some asshole going 70 or 80 MPH in OUR lane, in the wrong direction nearly killed us :Oh crap People cannot fuckin drive. I HATE irresponsible people :mad:


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