I just got p3wnd !
 

By my husband.

He put me on "sex restriction" for looking at a porno and saying dude had a bigger cock than him

FUCK!!!!! :mad:

Why do men do shit like that? I thought only women did that. (FYI I don't do that and I think women who do suck)

I'm still here...

We'll send Deuce Bigalow right over to fix the situation. What's your address?

girls are odd/small/ tits, fat-thin sensitiver.

most guys are the same way with their dick.

go self esteem go! I for one do ok, and have no issues.

wear a corset, then deny him sex. fuck i love corsets

just for looking at porn? that's a heavy guideline haha, just try not to get caught next time LOL

just remind him where his gets to go, usually makes me feel better

Fuck, tll him that's injustice!

yeah.. :pimp

hit him in the head :winkwink:

Give your husband some pill url

or somthing.. he should get a bigger penis

Cheat on him.

Tell him to jelq it :1orglaugh

Only women do that. You dude is a woman.

Wouldn't that be him owning himself?

He's gay.....

You can always make use of my manhood ;)

If I did that, my gf would say "good".

Put you on "sex restriction"?

Consider yourself lucky. I'd assfuck you.

mine did the same when he found the porn tape stopped on an interracial scene :( i was cumming to the lesbo scene right before it (its an orgy video). *sigh*

Muahahaha he must be very insecure about the size of his cock.

Dude, you should be a psychologist. How'd you come up with that one?!?!

owneddddddddd

Never disrespekt the penix or ull be 0wn3d!

You will be getting laid by tonight and probably watching lesbian porn with your husband.

:2 cents:

-P

you're damn right. I'm off to psycho school tomorrow.