I will do anything to pass (Joke)
 

A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. I would do anything to pass this exam. She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. I mean... she whispers, ...I would do...anything.

He returns her gaze. Anything?

Anything.

His voice softens. Anything?

Absolutely anything.














His voice turns to a whisper. Would you... study?